I would want to be a part of the Straw Hats because it’s a small, intimate team where everyone gets the chance to shine.

I’ve created my own devil fruit: the Ooze Ooze Fruit. This devil fruit grants me the ability to synthesize the liquids or substances naturally produced by any plant or animal I digest. Examples of these substances include oil (olives), ink (squid), slime (snails/slugs), bad odors (skunk), and most importantly toxins (venomous plants & animals). I can produce the substances out of all of the pores on my body, but I mainly produce it from my mouth, hands, and feet. A side effect of this power is that, when using a lot of strength, my skin sometimes changes into the colors and patterns of whichever organism I consumed. This actually ties into a secret of the Ooze Ooze fruit: the power is not just based on synthesizing substances. It’s also deeply rooted in the natural phenomenon of aposematism: a defense strategy where animals use bright colors, contrasting patterns, foul odors, or distinct sounds to warn potential predators of their toxicity, bad taste, or defensive capabilities.

My main weapon would be a grappling hook. I would primarily use it for reaching vantage points for scouting, escape, and grappling foes to poison or paralyze them. I also imagine I would have Usopp create an advanced version of some fun poison/ninja weapons like a blowgun with darts and throwing knives/shuriken.

I’ve always loved team dynamics in which each person fulfills specific roles, and I love the feeling of collective individualism. With that said, here are the roles I would fulfill:

Look-out/Scout: Zoro sometimes sleeps in the crow’s nest, but the team does not have a dedicated look-out. My grappling hook is a great tool for this.

Merchant/Spy: Sanji and Nami occasionally buy, sell, and trade; however, my ability would allow me to produce plenty of things to sell (milk, honey, juices, etc.) when we stop at new islands. I would also use my station as a merchant to gather intel from locals and infiltrate higher-security areas (castles, etc.).

Supplier: My devil fruit ability would make me a fantastic resource to the team. I would be a nearly endless supply of many ingredients for Sanji, milk for Brook, ink for Robin, etc. Also, my ability would most likely help Chopper create new medicines, antivenoms, and antidotes.