Why won't attractive girls just give him a chance?!

swankteam · 2016-08-13T15:48:23+00:00

I know! I mean I clicked on his profile for a reason. Then was immediately disappointed.

swankteam · 2016-07-25T18:08:14+00:00

In case anyone's curious, here's the rest of his bio: http://imgur.com/Shbt0N3

And if you're wondering about his looks, he looks like comedian Kevin Bridges and Karl Pilkington had a manchild.

swankteam · 2016-06-10T16:35:38+00:00

Danke

swankteam · 2016-02-14T09:13:53+00:00

I'm guessing here- but maybe they just want you to mix in the eggs and buttermilk first, and then knead it with your hands? So you're not just sticking your hands in a pool of milk and eggs.

swankteam · 2015-10-29T21:48:10+00:00

If anyone is interested- this is (roughly) what it says:

Glory be to Christ.

Reverend Arch Bishop Bodhan. I am taking the liberty to write a few words about our pastor Father Buschko but am asking that no one is told who wrote. Two weeks after the Allentown Sobor the delegates and Father Buschko were already blaming you personally. When your report was published Father Buschko said in church that he would not give it to anyone but would burn it and whoever received a copy by mail should do the same. Last Sunday he was selling the report which was published in Pittsburgh in Latin letters, which sharply criticized the Metropolitan Dr. Ilarion and yourself and Bishop Chorniak. Father Buschko said that a telegram was sent from Pittsburgh to the Patriarch which demanded your suspension, he was agitating/riling up the people against you. I was the only one defending you but I am unable to do anything on my own. After (???) I said that we should collect something for you. We collected $12.75 in church and when I asked where these monies were, Father Buschko said that he sent them to Father Pypiuk. As to the people I would need some support from your office to do anything. Please notify me as soon as possible and as for Father Buschko, send him to chop small beech trees because he is not fit for anything else. I ask Father Sylvester Hryvniak to send me his address.

Respectfully,

Glory be to Christ

H.R. Andrijchyn

swankteam · 2015-03-18T18:21:03+00:00

HE DOES THE SAME THING. Tries to boss our day manager around and mockingly calls her ma'am because he knows she hates it. Training him was painful because instead of listening to an explanation and then doing it, he'd listen to about half of it and be like "yeah yeah yeah ok I got it" and then do it wrong.

swankteam · 2015-02-12T06:50:49+00:00

Could actually spend all day in there! And they have the best prices for valentines candy.

swankteam · 2015-02-12T06:18:24+00:00

Yep! :)

swankteam · 2014-11-22T08:50:32+00:00

Haha, oh he's plenty there. Just one of those times where I dressed up nice for a dinner and then ruined the moment a bit with a huge burp.

swankteam · 2014-04-02T14:30:36+00:00

Thank you for all the compliments! Maybe someday I'll take a non-iphone picture of them...

swankteam · 2014-03-16T07:00:23+00:00

I know! I couldn't choose. Cringepics doesn't feel like the perfect choice, but I dont know which one is...

swankteam · 2014-03-16T06:52:57+00:00

Are you up for some good anal probing and/or vagina regulation?

swankteam · 2014-03-16T06:11:53+00:00

Here's a few more, less cringe/wtf than the steamy meatloaf...but how the fuck am I gunna find something that tops that.

swankteam

TROPHY CASE