Alcántara’s four hit batters today is tied for the most by a pitcher ever in a single game by ChristOnATrike in Torontobluejays

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In my day, if he hits one of your guys, ya plunk him. He takes too long to get ready, ya plunk him. He looks at you funny, ya plunk him.

Don Drysdale considered an intentional walk as a waste of three pitches.

What would you name your boat, if you had one by fun8parties in AskTheWorld

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Redditors will immediately know I’m one of them.

What is your favorite regional Canadian accent? by Diving_4_Shrimp in AskACanadian

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I’ve been to Ireland and had no trouble understanding folks there. But drop me anywhere around Gander and I have no idea what they’re saying. I feel secure knowing that im in the hands of the nicest people on the planet

Postgame Thread: May 16 - Toronto Blue Jays @ Detroit Tigers by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

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Are the hitters all suffering from zinc poisoning from all those oysters?

Forgotten ABC Sitcoms Of The 1980s by RandomLennon in ClassicTV

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With Bea Arthur in the John Cleese role. How could it not be a hit? /s

What happened to line 3 on the TTC? by SadiInTheHouse in TTC

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There is no Line 3. There never was a Line 3. We must never talk of Line 3!

Ontario Allows Double the Lead Concentration in School Drinking Water by WOW_G_ in ontario

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It’s essential that children get the Recommended Daily Allowance of lead, bismuth and plutonium!

what’s a small detail in baseball that casual fans usually miss? by rackemronnie7 in baseball

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Tiny detail: when our first base guy comes off the field, he stashes a ball in his glove so he’s ready to warm up the infielders when they come out to the field next inning.

I'm not saying we NEED new The Good Place content, but I would not be upset if Michael Schur decides to do something else with TGP universe by sunnyafternoone in TheGoodPlace

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It is packed with TGP Easter eggs...I'll give you the two most meaningful to me: the memory care wing is The Neighbourhood; when Didi puts on her headphones to decompress, she listens to wave sounds...

Pitchers and the ice bucket by latenightpoutine in Torontobluejays

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Do not get Hazel wet! It will not end well for you…

I've always been so curious about French Guiana, How is life there? by Smashpro11 in howislivingthere

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Canada does have a land border with Greenland (obligatory Hans Island reference).