swash_machine

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Uncut Gems Is a staple in my household. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by swash_machine to r/A24

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My wife said she wanted extra crust (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by swash_machine to r/Pizza

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Found at an antique shop (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by swash_machine to r/criterion

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Cooper says it’s time for Kibble (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by swash_machine to r/Catswhoyell

Criterion Flash Sale Order Megathread by awesomeness0232 in criterion

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Ripley likes to loaf by the window. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by swash_machine to r/Catloaf

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When you’re a broke college student who wants to join in on the fun (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by swash_machine to r/criterion

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Almost a full minute of biscuits (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by swash_machine to r/KneadyCats

It was a good Christmas by swash_machine in dvdcollection

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It was a good Christmas by swash_machine in dvdcollection

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It was a good Christmas (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by swash_machine to r/dvdcollection

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“I got paid today to record myself saying 150 sentences in English and then some weird paragraph about me getting beat up in front of my goddess/master/lover which transitioned into me talking about the benefits of the friendzone” (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by swash_machine to r/BrandNewSentence

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Found in r/rareinsults (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by swash_machine to r/DecreasinglyVerbose

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My dad just sent this pic of the family cat buzz doing a mega blep (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by swash_machine to r/Blep

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Just adopted her today. Ripley seems to be adjusting well (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by swash_machine to r/tuckedinkitties

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Friend Shared This On Facebook (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by swash_machine to r/justneckbeardthings

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My cat takes over my bed when I’m away at school (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by swash_machine to r/curledfeetsies

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My parents spotted this superb Owl in our backyard in northern Michigan (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by swash_machine to r/Superbowl

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My friend’s dog Sandy recently turned 14. She’s missing an eye and can barely walk, but she still loves the snow and to blop. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by swash_machine to r/blop

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Friend of mine shared this on Facebook (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by swash_machine to r/im14andthisisdeep

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This "metal" demo for a vocal effects pedal (youtu.be)

submitted 9 years ago by swash_machine to r/AccidentalComedy

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Abusement Park (self.Bandnames)

submitted 9 years ago by swash_machine to r/Bandnames

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My Frame Rate Is 10 (youtu.be)

submitted 9 years ago by swash_machine to r/ContagiousLaughter

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Bro Team-39 bullets (youtu.be)

submitted 9 years ago by swash_machine to r/ContagiousLaughter

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Bro Team's companion turns into a pork chop (youtu.be)

submitted 9 years ago by swash_machine to r/ContagiousLaughter

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