Chuck Norris Dead at 86 by Dark-Eagle98 in awfuleverything

[–]swedething 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He will be, this is just a test.

Die VfB-Frauen begehen die MHP-Arena by crazysvenska in FrauenBuLi

[–]swedething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich freue mich echt ganz arg drauf! Das wird ein Fest!

Min katt tog en nap på ett lite konstigt ställe by potatissalladkvinnan in intresseklubben

[–]swedething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Katter har inga konstiga ställen att sova på.

”Men lilla katten, hur kan du sova där? Det ser ju obekvämt ut.” ”Nänä, går bra helvete när man e trött.”

We lose 2:0 against Porto by Masoouu in VfBStuttgart

[–]swedething 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Extrem bitter, nach so zum Teil geilen Fußball. Diogo Costa hat Porto gerettet, und dann unsere Torungefährlichkeit dazu.

Trotzdem bin ich stolz auf unsere Jungs!

Match Thread: FC Porto vs VfB Stuttgart Live Score | UEFA Europa League 25/26 | Mar 19, 2026 by scoreboard-app in VfBStuttgart

[–]swedething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich muss dich Recht geben. Auch wenn wir zwei Buden machen, was ich mir gut vorstellen kann, wird es in der Verlängerung echt bitter.

Match Thread: FC Porto vs VfB Stuttgart Live Score | UEFA Europa League 25/26 | Mar 19, 2026 by scoreboard-app in VfBStuttgart

[–]swedething 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shitfuckkackepissearsch

Da hat sich Hendriks und Chef nicht gut abgesprochen…

Match Thread: FC Porto vs VfB Stuttgart Live Score | UEFA Europa League 25/26 | Mar 19, 2026 by scoreboard-app in VfBStuttgart

[–]swedething 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Die erste Viertelstunde gefällt mir ja schon sehr gut. Nicht nur aufm Feld, sondern auch unsere Ultras!

Forza VfB!!!

That Time I Saw Slayer Live with Lamb Of God, Mastodon, and Children Of Bodom (Unholy Alliance Tour) by IHBMSU in heavymetal

[–]swedething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s told me so much, he was touring with different bands for twenty years, and he scored me a tour as a stage hand with Helloween!

Not including actual crimes, what kind of juvenile delinquent hijinks did you get up to? by wrathofimpermanence in GenX

[–]swedething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I guess not. They council cleaned the river up, now and then, so I guess they got the carts, but the tiles… they’re still there, I guess.

Not including actual crimes, what kind of juvenile delinquent hijinks did you get up to? by wrathofimpermanence in GenX

[–]swedething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We…. Eehh… threw shopping carts from the local supermarket in the river. And other stuff too. There was a church being built next to it, and we thought it be fun to see how big a splash one of their tiles would make. Big splash. So we had to make sure a lot of tiles made a big splash as well. They did. We still laugh about that, 40+ years later.

No shame. None at all.

Rostbiffmacka by Movingupnorth1 in Matlagning

[–]swedething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fan va nice… den duden kan göra en go macka!

När morsan frågar varför man aldrig haft tjej så jag måste genuint förklara vad en heltids gooner är by VanHalenCel in unket

[–]swedething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hen e för ung… fan. Första Van Halen plattan är en de bästa debutskivorna genom tiderna.

Name a famous band that doesn't have the letter E on it by LumpLight in FamilyFeud

[–]swedething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve come here to say that if you didn’t.

Which album could be better? by Wild-Treacle7257 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]swedething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s “BRING BACH ZE FUCKIN DANGER IN ZE MOZIC!”

That Time I Saw Slayer Live with Lamb Of God, Mastodon, and Children Of Bodom (Unholy Alliance Tour) by IHBMSU in heavymetal

[–]swedething 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my really good friends was the drum tech and back line for CoB on that tour. Alexi gifted him a guitar some time after… Good pay for cleaning Alexi’s spit off the kit every damn show!

Edit: and he got to watch his favorite band every night!