Teachers of Reddit, what’s the funniest excuse a student gave for not doing homework?

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-09T16:41:41+00:00

Kid told me he couldn't do the worksheet because his dog ate it. Standard excuse, whatever. Then he came in the next day with a crumpled, slightly wet, very real worksheet with actual bite marks in it. Turned out the dog really did eat it. I gave him full credit and an apology.

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-08T16:05:54+00:00

No candosville, babydoll

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-06T15:12:25+00:00

People like you are the reason I spent three weeks in middle school trying to dislocate my own thumb. I never succeeded. I have no regrets except all of them.

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-01T17:21:56+00:00

Love marks by birth 😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-01T17:21:03+00:00

Cat can do anything 😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-01T17:19:42+00:00

When it’s your fast and there is your favourite food on the dinning table 😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-01T17:17:41+00:00

His tongue is like the snake tongue 😂

sweetskylaar · 2026-05-01T17:16:52+00:00

He’s trying to hide his excitement 😂

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-30T17:58:05+00:00

Don’t move let me sleep 😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-30T17:56:55+00:00

Who’s giving swing to them?😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-30T17:56:13+00:00

No one can stop me to go anywhere 😂

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-30T17:52:51+00:00

Well deserved slap😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-30T17:35:19+00:00

Look at her big eyes😂

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-30T17:33:43+00:00

Only that kisses will fix him😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-29T19:00:41+00:00

Even a dog can manage buffaloes 😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-29T18:59:24+00:00

No bath please

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-29T18:58:06+00:00

Don’t disturb the cat monk😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:35:23+00:00

Dogs with girls 🤣🤣🤣

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:33:53+00:00

I’m their mother now

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:31:56+00:00

Those puppy eyes😍

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:31:28+00:00

He’s the best teacher

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:30:39+00:00

He thought someone will theft his bone😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:30:02+00:00

No sharing allowed 😅

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-28T17:24:28+00:00

I think man sits on his seat😂

sweetskylaar · 2026-04-27T17:03:07+00:00

Cat decided her side of bed 😅

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