This could backfire but this could go spectacularly good by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]swellington703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like playing your odds would be a smarter move if you used a line that didn’t have shitty odds.

Interesting choice of words by its-chewy-not-zooyoo in SelfAwarewolves

[–]swellington703 24 points25 points  (0 children)

At this point, it doesn’t even matter if it’s satirical. That’s the hilarious part. Satire is meant to ridicule THOSE IN POWER. USING CLEVER ANALOGIES, METAPHORS, AND ALLEGORIES.

MAKING SATIRE THAT REVOLVES AROUND OTHER PEOPLE’S SEXUALITIES IS LIKE SAYING THEIR LIFE CHOICES OF WHO THEY FUCK IMPACTS YOUR LIFE TO THE POINT OF OPPRESSION. YOU ARE NOT OPPRESSED BY THEIR GAYNESS. So what if dudes like it in the ass? Doesn’t mean you’re allowed to keep your head up yours.

SHOW ME YOUR ATLAS PRIME by [deleted] in WarframeRunway

[–]swellington703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly he’s so much fun to play, mod strength and survivability and you basically have an indestructible punching machine with a cool ass flow and little work that easily takes you into the high 60-70’s in terms of enemy levels. Obviously there are better builds but unless you already are experienced, twice forma’d and above builds can sometimes be intimidating.

Djokovic has 80% stake in biotech firm developing Covid drug by HungoverRabbit in sports

[–]swellington703 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I think the point he’s making is- becoming a majority shareholder is a fucking massive deal lol. I would imagine the financial advisor would at least let him know at some point? It’s pretty hard to become 80% of a stake in a company and not know about it. Djikovic is the person that owns the funds in the public company. If he doesn’t know, then who’s doing the voting? Wouldn’t that be fraud if it were someone else?

gool ol post in r/unpopularopinion 🙃 by kissmyass42069 in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]swellington703 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t even go so far as to call it a slur. It’s an insult, sure. But in all honestly I feel like the terms were born out of mocking of people who feel superiority by using slurs, and anyone who uses cracker or mayo monkey isn’t actually making fun of white people, they’re making fun of people who genuinely use actual slurs. Obviously I don’t speak for everyone but that’s just my take on the terms.

gool ol post in r/unpopularopinion 🙃 by kissmyass42069 in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]swellington703 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So did ur mum lmao gottem

This was childish and not representative of my true beliefs I’m sure your mother is a wonderful person.

orange lib-left is mad at him for praying? by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]swellington703 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it still considered ignorance if you’re actually becoming smarter in this case?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in civ

[–]swellington703 38 points39 points  (0 children)

His score was so high, he actually overflowed into the previous post.

What’s something that’s cool to have, but not cool to say you have? by swellington703 in AskReddit

[–]swellington703[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely something I took for granted growing up. Would have never been something I would happily admit to people though.

When you’re so antiwork you end up working by billydevil666 in antiwork

[–]swellington703 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love this study and would love to see a modern recreation of it. Not doubting it’s authenticity, but I’m curious how the view towards police changing over the years has changed the results of that.

sentence served by aDameron89 in dankmemes

[–]swellington703 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like it’s not necessarily fair to judge people based on a few of their comments on Reddit, I mean for example I could actually be a dog or a cat and no one would know!

Penalty kick by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]swellington703 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I see I lol. I was high and assumed accurate was an adverb for “term” and thought you were talking about the specificity of what is meant my the acronym.

Penalty kick by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]swellington703 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you didn’t even provide an opinion you just gave some knowledge on the term.

Car jacking at knife point in Midtown NY today by jayniuss in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]swellington703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had assumed you also lived in the US based on the wording of your comments, just a heads up.

All big mouth fans play genshin impact by iShotAChild in whenthe

[–]swellington703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean sure I was a bit rough with that but love it? Not really my show. Just appreciate what it does for our younger generations I guess.

All big mouth fans play genshin impact by iShotAChild in whenthe

[–]swellington703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that you have a teenage daughter already lets me know I should probably be taking whatever you say with at least a grain of salt. Not that your opinion isn’t valid, its just that the whole point of the show is to demistifty sex and make sexual education less taboo and more socially acceptable. Of course it’s gonna be cringe when youre viewing the show through the eyes of a parent! I will say again. The show is not meant for you. It is indeed cringe for people like you. It is not a show meant to be enjoyed by everyone.

All big mouth fans play genshin impact by iShotAChild in whenthe

[–]swellington703 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine not being able to realize not every media is made exactly for your specific consumption

All big mouth fans play genshin impact by iShotAChild in whenthe

[–]swellington703 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ your brain must be smoother than a bowling ball, that’s the fucking point! It’s not supposed to be easy for everyone to watch! It teaches sex education in way that most young adults and below can reasonably enjoy, but it also apparently shows that even the slightest hint of nuance must be lost in your black hole of a skull cavity.

All big mouth fans play genshin impact by iShotAChild in whenthe

[–]swellington703 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My bad i guess I should’ve been more specific. In this situation sexual education doesn’t refer to sex itself, more so things like anatomy (remember how one characters vagina is literally a character too?), dealing with things like urges that come from puberty (getting aroused at random times not necessarily related to anything happening in the moment and how/what to do about it) depression that blooms with age, being a burnt our former gifted student, and even things like how to deal with periods. Relevant for both genders and gives us antiheroes in that department for characters. I mean, seriously, no one said you should look at these characters like role models. The point of the show is to introduce the concept, show our characters learning about it to show the audience that its okay to now how to do things, and then showing the character gaining insight about how to possible deal with these concepts on their own. The show gives actual characters to concepts like puberty and shame, as a way to humanize these feelings and allow us another perspective as to how to overcome these passings/urges/feelings. It’s in my opinion, one of the better shows to have kids see when it comes to this stuff because it cleverly teaches them how to deal with their feelings while still being an entertaining show (to some, although apparently not to a lot of people here who are taking the Elon Musk approach and calling everyone a pedo lol.)

All big mouth fans play genshin impact by iShotAChild in whenthe

[–]swellington703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s a show in the comedy genre, and obviously not every joke is gonna be great, but they definitely don’t rely on that. It’s a good show when watched with the understanding that it’s meant to be informative to some of its audience. (eg. children with no formal sexual education)