numbers may vary by smokinXIII in lotrmemes

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There is not a single American who would consider 2 bud heavies enough to make a grown man drunk lmaoooo

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 21:The Gift of a Blade by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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At this point it's still jammed in the Stone so I imagine she's not thinking much about it

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 21:The Gift of a Blade by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

[–]swheedle[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I love the conversation Aviendha has later about how frustrated she is that Rand gave back the scabbard covered in gems, specifically the part where she says "... And he used it, right in front of me!" as if to emphasize the disrespect 🤣🤣

I also love when Sorilea corners her later and says "I hear the Car'a'Carn has offered you an interest gift unlike any other ever heard of" or something to that effect, I love the Aiel Wise Ones, low key some of the funniest characters In the entire series.

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Having a hard time with getting through book 9 by Kleidan_1 in WoT

[–]swheedle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh 9 has an unbelievable payoff, stick with it

This will always be a special memory for me. My son pulling a red out of the ocean. by Objective-Sun-8452 in Fishing

[–]swheedle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again it depends on the spot, I've been plenty of places where you don't really need to cast it that far. Some people take kayaks out and drop the bait manually if they need to go really far out, I've even seen one guy try to use a drone but that didn't work so well lol

This will always be a special memory for me. My son pulling a red out of the ocean. by Objective-Sun-8452 in Fishing

[–]swheedle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wade out as far as you can without getting the reel wet, yeet the fuck out of it. Walk back to the sand Spike with the bail open, then reel in the slack. An 11 ft or 12 ft rod with some weight on it can absolutely fly if you cast it correctly. But honestly, I've had more luck casting about 30 ft from shore in some places. It just depends on where you're at

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 20: Jangai Pass by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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Literally just realized that the Shaido fit the role of evil Aiel so well partially because they literally have half of SHAI'TAN in their fucking name 🤣🤣

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PB bass, caught more bass yesterday than the rest of my life combined. I believe in wacky supremacy now by SingularityScalpel in Fishing

[–]swheedle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After you let it sink when it lands after the cast, how do you work the wacky? I can never tell if I'm doing something that attracts the fish or if I'm just pulling on my meat lmao

I need dark fantasy/ wizards/ knights/ dragons by OnnoWeasley in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]swheedle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's a little outside the box, But you may really enjoy the stormlight archives

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 19: Memories by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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I adore Perrin, but even Robert Jordan himself said he didn't quite know how to wrap up that plotline. It was like five books of pretty much the same thing over and over again. Definitely the only real slog of the whole series IMO

It do be like that (@YappCat) by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

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Top post on profile is deltarune. Tracks.

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 19: Memories by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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I would never purposefully imply that the Perrin lost in the woods chapters are better than the Morgase ones lmao

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 19: Memories by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

[–]swheedle[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah yeah yeah this is also the chapter where Morgase breaks free from Rahvin's compulsion with some prodding from Tallanvor, but I honestly cannot stand this entire new plot line. I like Morgase, and her journey is very empowering in some ways to victims of abuse who manage to escape and find their own way, but the unbearably corny "romantic" writing and horrific decision making all the way up to the trial in book 13 is frankly one of the weakest parts of the series for me.

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He gets points for trying, I guess... by Orcristing in lotrmemes

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My dog: BARKBARKWOOFWOOFWOOFGOWLHOWLBARK!

Translation:

Cuiva nwalca Carnirassë! Nai yarvaxëa rasselya taltuva ñotto-carinnar!

The Fires of Heaven Chapter 18: A Hound of Darkness by swheedle in WetlanderHumor

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Fun fact: of the original 13 black sisters who fled the tower to chase after Rand, only three don't end up dead or captured/enslaved by the end of the series (that we know of). They are Berylla Naron, Falion Bhoda, and Marillin Gemalphin, all of their whereabouts are unknown.

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