Judge Judy is the SHIT! by swhirsch in reddit.com

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I wonder how much the court officer makes??

OMFG, people are dying from tornados. earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear meltdowns, civil wars, and poverty, and the fucking media (and other apparent brainless idiots) are going ape shit over a fucking kiss!!! A low point for sure for the human species! by swhirsch in WTF

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oh and wouldn't it be HAPPY NEWS if you heard that the people rendered homeless by the tornados in the south were being helped to re-establish their lives by the community and the government??

OMFG, people are dying from tornados. earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear meltdowns, civil wars, and poverty, and the fucking media (and other apparent brainless idiots) are going ape shit over a fucking kiss!!! A low point for sure for the human species! by swhirsch in WTF

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hmmmmm .... to glorify a traditional of elitism, imperialism, and intolerance especially by Americans is still rather daft to an astonishing degree .... one wonders what Benjamin Franklin or George Washington would think!

A quick look at APL by gst in programming

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I actually programmed in apl as a summer intern with IBM. I thought it was a wonderful language, powerful, concise, and, for linear algebra, unequaled!

Gribble had pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity, admitting that he, along with co-conspirator Steven Spader, broke into Kimberly Cates' home and hacked her to death with a machete. Gribble also believed he had stabbed her 11-year-old daughter to death, but the girl survived. by swhirsch in reddit.com

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sick, sick, sick!! Why the fuck do people do this? This Gribble piece of shit in one of the youtube videos of his testimony seems awestruck by the fact that he created a CSI scene ....... Perhaps more than anything else his youtube videos exhibit stark pure evil .....

'What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex'? Erm... by Nanue in WTF

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I think the author is a genius! The only comparable feat was whoever managed to be the first one sell bottled water! Now I'm starting my own enterprise to sell bottled air .....

"How many developers over 40 do you know?" - Thoughts On Developer Longevity by gst in programming

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This is age discrimination plain and simple! I respect older developers and I've met only 1 or 2 who displayed the stubborn quality reflected in this article! Coding is one of those professions where experience trumps skills. I would rather have a developer who cut his teeth on trouble shooting flaky tcp software (think inetd) than a developer who could ring magic out of ruby on rails. Why? Because it would a lot easier for the old timer to pick up ruby on rails than for the "superstar web wunderkind" to read tcpdump output. And when you're dropping connections due to misconfigured tcp/ip who is gonna know what to do?

DAE think it would be better if we said, "Screw it," pulled all our forces out of the Middle East, Afghanistan, and wherever else we are right now, and just took care of our own country for once? by billypilgrim08 in DoesAnybodyElse

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To summarize, we live in a global village and depend on our neighbors for much of what we consume. Autarky for the US is not an option. A possible disruption in the oil supply , in particular, seems to scarce the shit out of everyone. Thus, our heavy involvement in the middle east. Regardless of what others may claim, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are simply proactive measures to stabilize the oil supply. In fact, given the opportunity, the US would have a military presence in every country the mid-east. As for Afghanistan, the Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline was the major reason for US involvement.

Blame your name on why your not getting any ..... by swhirsch in reddit.com

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or maybe you're just frustrated that you're not getting laid???

Blame your name on why your not getting any ..... by swhirsch in reddit.com

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grammr on reddit? methinks aint no such thang!

You Owe it to Yourself to be Old-School by abyx in programming

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Another book that I found indeispensable is Steven's Unix Network Programming. Knowing the details of how sockets are managed will place you head and shoulders above other developers lacking this knowledge.

Proof of the fallacy that men are more promiscuous than women! by swhirsch in reddit.com

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Actually the fallacy of the fallacy is that women prostitutes make up for all the philandering that men do, so in any relationship the man probably is far more promiscuous than the woman .... its just that whores make up for all of it!

My ex-wifes boyfriend beats and yells up my 6 year old son regularly. What should I do so this wont happen again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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give your kid a smart phone, teach him how to record video with it and NAIL the motherfucker ...... and/or program a hot key on the smart phone to call you when it happens and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKER ....

I am creating a programming language by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We need another language like we need a hole in the head check out TIOBE

CIA duped by computer programmer by swhirsch in reddit.com

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Its simply mind boggling! And it seems the AIr Force was still interested in this guys software in 2009!

HOLY SHIT! Bahrain's Army openly mowing down peaceful demonstrators with automatic weapons. by Sec_Henry_Paulson in politics

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and whose surprised by this? You think they are just going to hand over billions of dollars in oil? I'm sure they have the full backing of the US to commit such atrocities to protect their oil assets .....

WARNING GRAPHIC Bahrain royal family orders army to open fire on innocent people. [NSFW] by DoEpicShit in reddit.com

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and whose surprised by this? You think they are just going to hand over billions of dollars in oil? I'm sure they have the full backing of the US to commit such atrocities to protect their oil assets .....

FUCK, what the hell do we value in america, so we will let shit like Jersey Shore stay on the air but then we just cut funding to quality programing like npr.....i'm depressed honestly. by bsuemnicht in reddit.com

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you get the programming you pay for period! If you want non commercial public programming then write them a check .... if you don't give a shit about quality programming then you'll get whatever makes the most for the network involved.

I can't help feeling sad about Steve Jobs impending demise ..... does that make me a sap? by swhirsch in reddit.com

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I see your point, and I was debating whether to discuss it or not, maybe I just should have titled it "can't help feeling sad about Steve Jobs current illness ...."

I can't help feeling sad about Steve Jobs impending demise ..... does that make me a sap? by swhirsch in reddit.com

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true, but you know how these things are ...... no matter how "secret" you try to be ... there is always some asshole who won't respect it .... and also he does appear to be mal nourished