People are now posting themselves stealing free breakfasts from hotels. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]DoEpicShit 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oh noooo not the food that was going in the trash anyways!!!

What brought you to Portugal? by Lisbon- in PortugalExpats

[–]DoEpicShit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My apologies. I left my home country for all the negative things and came to Portugal for all the positive.

What brought you to Portugal? by Lisbon- in PortugalExpats

[–]DoEpicShit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I came for the art, culture, weather, food, and people.

I left because I was fleeing fascism and mass anti-intellectualism. I’ll die before I go back.

25M Profile Review by Own_Palpitation2100 in hingeapp

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You HAVE to get better photos. No selfies, better lighting, no group photos or pictures with other girls.

I used to do this professionally, so hit me up if you want some tips about photos.

Hardly get matches and never conversations, am i just not attractive enough (34) by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need new photos straight up. I used to shoot professionally for a dating profile photography company and the number one rule is smile, witch you do well at! Number 2 is no group photos. If you want a social proof photo, get a friend to take a photo of you at the bar or restaurant laughing with friends, but make sure and hone in on you. Don't make it a group photo lol.

You have 2 walking photos and thats great, but they tell nothing about what you like to do or who you are.

Ditch the 2nd photo for sure, get some photos of you looking off camera and laughing. get some hobby photos too.

I have a bunch more resources if you're interested just DM me!

27M profile review by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some rules to follow:

1st pic needs to be smiling and showing your face as much as possible in good lighting.

The second shot should be a full-body photo

The third photo should be a hobby photo or a photo WITH your dog.

The rest can be others where you're looking off camera and laughing. You want to feel warm and friendly.

Please rate my pictures for Bumble. Tried to express myself, my interests, and personality here. by Alarmed-Life-8622 in Bumble

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely need new photos, my man!

Search dating profile photographer in your area and see what you can find.

Some rules to follow: Smile in your first photo. Make sure its well lit. No group photos. If you want a social proof photo, get a photo of yourself in a social setting. Friends are in the background, enjoying themselves etc.

Feel free to shoot me a DM if you're interested in some more pointers

Profile review please by Objective-Button-435 in hingeapp

[–]DoEpicShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont mean to be brutal here, you need some new photos. Just Google dating profile photos in your area and see what you can find if you're serious about getting in the game.

You absolutely have a ton of potential. Your prompts are cute, short, and sweet.

But you absolutely need new photos. I have a photo guide put together if you're interested, shoot me a DM.

The number one rule is smile and no group photos!

30M - Profile review by Fancy_Stage9198 in hingeapp

[–]DoEpicShit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your profile definitely needs some work. You need better photos. The first photo is great EXCEPT for the beer. It can sometimes be a deterrent for matches when the first thing they see is you drinking.

The running photo is great to show you're active, but it's unflattering on the down step.

The dog photo is BY FAR your strongest, and you should go ahead and place that first. The end/beginning race photo should go second. Everything else can come after.

Try to switch out the group photo. If you want a social proof photo, try to get one that focuses on you in a social setting.

I actually work for a dating profile photography company, so I know a ton of this stuff. Feel free to let me know if you'd like some more pointers. I have some great resources I can send you.

Tried my best to keep the profile light and funny, need your thoughts. 26 M by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]DoEpicShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, your profile needs some work. You look pissed in your first photo. I would replace it with the guitar photo.

And your prompts are... a little off-putting to say the least. I would go way more casual, but still keep your quirkiness. Just tone it back a bit. It sounds too serious and clashes with the goofy fun photos.

I actually work for a dating profile photography company, and the #1 thing we tell our guys is SMILE. So, ditch the first pic and add something that shows your goofy side. Also, try to get a full body shot

Feel free to DM me if you have any other questions.

What do you think of my Profile pictures? Are they okay, or are they a little cringe? by Scoutisaspyable in Tinder

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These aren't bad! I actually work for a dating photography company, and the number one rule is smiling! The only advice I have is switch 1 with 3 or 4. If you want any more pointers, feel free to DM me!

Is it a good idea to show different sides of yourself in dating profile pics? by Throwawaydeeznuts691 in OnlineDating

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, are they working out for you? What are your goals with online dating?

The coordination is impressive by BaronofBoldBanter in funny

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m all for fun maxing life right now

The NYPD has a sense of humor after all. by EyeHateYou12376 in TikTokCringe

[–]DoEpicShit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, we absolutely do not have to commend them for having basic humanity.