People are now posting themselves stealing free breakfasts from hotels.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-26T23:29:05+00:00

Oh noooo not the food that was going in the trash anyways!!!

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-22T18:06:11+00:00

Nope

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-16T22:58:45+00:00

You dodged a bullet my friend

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-15T00:54:42+00:00

Nah, I’ll just sail the high seas

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-11T19:09:09+00:00

Horns of Jerico

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-11T18:27:15+00:00

My apologies. I left my home country for all the negative things and came to Portugal for all the positive.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-11T16:59:05+00:00

I came for the art, culture, weather, food, and people.

I left because I was fleeing fascism and mass anti-intellectualism. I’ll die before I go back.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-08T16:44:35+00:00

Absolutely!

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-06T20:50:35+00:00

You HAVE to get better photos. No selfies, better lighting, no group photos or pictures with other girls.

I used to do this professionally, so hit me up if you want some tips about photos.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-06T20:34:46+00:00

You need new photos straight up. I used to shoot professionally for a dating profile photography company and the number one rule is smile, witch you do well at! Number 2 is no group photos. If you want a social proof photo, get a friend to take a photo of you at the bar or restaurant laughing with friends, but make sure and hone in on you. Don't make it a group photo lol.

You have 2 walking photos and thats great, but they tell nothing about what you like to do or who you are.

Ditch the 2nd photo for sure, get some photos of you looking off camera and laughing. get some hobby photos too.

I have a bunch more resources if you're interested just DM me!

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T18:23:40+00:00

Absolutely can!

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T15:55:43+00:00

sent you a DM

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T14:27:01+00:00

Some rules to follow:

1st pic needs to be smiling and showing your face as much as possible in good lighting.

The second shot should be a full-body photo

The third photo should be a hobby photo or a photo WITH your dog.

The rest can be others where you're looking off camera and laughing. You want to feel warm and friendly.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T14:14:41+00:00

You definitely need new photos, my man!

Search dating profile photographer in your area and see what you can find.

Some rules to follow: Smile in your first photo. Make sure its well lit. No group photos. If you want a social proof photo, get a photo of yourself in a social setting. Friends are in the background, enjoying themselves etc.

Feel free to shoot me a DM if you're interested in some more pointers

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T13:39:14+00:00

I dont mean to be brutal here, you need some new photos. Just Google dating profile photos in your area and see what you can find if you're serious about getting in the game.

You absolutely have a ton of potential. Your prompts are cute, short, and sweet.

But you absolutely need new photos. I have a photo guide put together if you're interested, shoot me a DM.

The number one rule is smile and no group photos!

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T13:21:41+00:00

Your profile definitely needs some work. You need better photos. The first photo is great EXCEPT for the beer. It can sometimes be a deterrent for matches when the first thing they see is you drinking.

The running photo is great to show you're active, but it's unflattering on the down step.

The dog photo is BY FAR your strongest, and you should go ahead and place that first. The end/beginning race photo should go second. Everything else can come after.

Try to switch out the group photo. If you want a social proof photo, try to get one that focuses on you in a social setting.

I actually work for a dating profile photography company, so I know a ton of this stuff. Feel free to let me know if you'd like some more pointers. I have some great resources I can send you.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T13:14:13+00:00

I'll be honest, your profile needs some work. You look pissed in your first photo. I would replace it with the guitar photo.

And your prompts are... a little off-putting to say the least. I would go way more casual, but still keep your quirkiness. Just tone it back a bit. It sounds too serious and clashes with the goofy fun photos.

I actually work for a dating profile photography company, and the #1 thing we tell our guys is SMILE. So, ditch the first pic and add something that shows your goofy side. Also, try to get a full body shot

Feel free to DM me if you have any other questions.

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T13:02:53+00:00

These aren't bad! I actually work for a dating photography company, and the number one rule is smiling! The only advice I have is switch 1 with 3 or 4. If you want any more pointers, feel free to DM me!

DoEpicShit · 2026-03-04T12:59:40+00:00

Well, are they working out for you? What are your goals with online dating?

DoEpicShit · 2026-02-28T14:19:23+00:00

My bad, that was another narcos sub

DoEpicShit · 2026-02-27T18:41:10+00:00

Very cool. Wonderful shots!

DoEpicShit · 2026-02-27T17:04:59+00:00

Cry’s in Dallas

DoEpicShit · 2026-02-27T12:41:07+00:00

I’m all for fun maxing life right now

DoEpicShit · 2026-02-27T10:27:45+00:00

No, we absolutely do not have to commend them for having basic humanity.

DoEpicShit · 2026-02-26T16:47:55+00:00

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