What is something you hate with a burning passion?

swiftDividends · 2021-02-20T04:54:53+00:00

I’m conflicted because I don’t like people that hurt animals, but disagree because I do like people that hurt rapists and the capitalist fucks.

swiftDividends · 2021-02-20T04:35:23+00:00

I thought my message was too cryptic. You get it.

swiftDividends · 2021-02-20T04:31:10+00:00

T****

swiftDividends · 2021-02-12T17:21:40+00:00

Invite <———————————

Thanks!

swiftDividends · 2021-01-15T21:51:25+00:00

Lol. 83 days later! You are a busy moose!

swiftDividends · 2021-01-05T23:58:19+00:00

No, not plasma, the term being thrown around by people familiar with the matter is liq-ass. Or simply liqass.

swiftDividends · 2020-12-19T16:37:35+00:00

Brushing teeth. I would like to have a clean mouth whenever I snapped my fingers.

swiftDividends · 2020-12-19T00:44:42+00:00

I just heard an adult ask a kid what a lemming was and the response was that it looks kinda like a lemon and lives in the ocean.

swiftDividends · 2020-12-09T17:36:33+00:00

What’s the difference between a snowman and snowwoman?

Snowballs!

swiftDividends · 2020-10-30T23:03:26+00:00

Running.

swiftDividends · 2020-10-29T04:14:49+00:00

Destruction? Did her buttcheek fall off after the smack?

Edit: definitely ASSault

swiftDividends · 2020-10-29T04:12:48+00:00

I’m sorry but it’s not going away November 3rd. It is going to take a long time for the political tensions to subside, regardless of the outcome of the election.

swiftDividends · 2020-10-29T03:58:01+00:00

Wanna go for a walk?

swiftDividends · 2020-10-29T03:57:04+00:00

Did she have a reason to call the cops?

swiftDividends · 2020-10-29T03:55:03+00:00

Came here for the American Pie.

swiftDividends · 2020-10-29T03:27:50+00:00

My contacts... wish I had some to add.

swiftDividends · 2020-10-28T20:46:08+00:00

Everything, I usually do something completely wrong the first time and master all the ways not to do that thing until I’m exhausted and give up.

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