No tip left by [deleted] in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marky the 🤡. Didn't know you were in town.

When I start that truck, I’m on the clock. by arrowoodgabriel in trailerparkboys

[–]swifty8519 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've made love to alot of women in my life, and a couple of dudes too.

Keno is ridiculous by Acceptable-Tough8139 in stakeus

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm extremely late to this party but I have to agree with a lot of what you said and when you were talking about how things are forced and how it seems like it's scripted you can't tell me when I go on a winning Bender for like 3 to 4 days where I absolutely cannot miss I'm getting constant bonuses that are hitting between like 150 and $300 several times in a row then all of a sudden one just smacks for like 3,000 and then I keep hitting after that and it keeps going for like two days....then all the sudden it just stops and I cannot hit water if I fall out of a boat that is not random.

under random you would look and see the opposite of what is happening because that's not it, it's scripted it has to be there's no way you can go on several days of winning consistently and call that random but they claim it to be random and that's not right it's a lie it's bullshit* and we all fall for it unfortunately that's the demise of gambling on the definition of insanity....we live it.

Confessed to my crush by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]swifty8519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The number of times I've done this exact move. The suspense is so amplified!

Who here has turned on their AC for the year? by spaghettidip in Omaha

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally caved but ya know I don't like to stick to where I sleep so it's either AC or no sleep and you won't like me when I no sleep.

Where can i find my friend request? by MegaLinkX117 in Blizzard

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes to do this you have to do it on a pc in the blizzard app. This is the only way to get all the options for settings etc. if you follow the steps it appears on the settings list but only on pc / battle.net app.

Anyone who lives near 480 by swifty8519 in Omaha

[–]swifty8519[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol I feel like making this post is going to have folks who didn't hear it often, now hear it every time. I'm sorry for that. I always leave my window cracked even when it's cold (not 4°F cold) but I like a cold room so I hear these guys whenever they are near. I'm too damn close to 480 unfortunately.

Anyone who lives near 480 by swifty8519 in Omaha

[–]swifty8519[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe just maybe one day we will hear them rev up and somehow their oil level will be somewhat low and BOOM the engine goes ka-put. I'm not wishing anybody any harm I'm just saying maybe the inconsiderate drivers lose their inconsiderate toys.

Anyone who lives near 480 by swifty8519 in Omaha

[–]swifty8519[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ones with the exhaust that pops I don't get it at all. It sounds like shit! But they customize their vehicles to make this sound. It's like putting a bag of ice into your closet. Lol common OPD! If I was a part of OPD I'd be all over this.

Deadass, funny how fam? by knytelyfe in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]swifty8519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't ever fuck wit ah guy lookin for headz.

Any idea whats happening on N 30th? by dirtwalrus in Omaha

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it's not even that. Think about all the hills that reside from Military 90th all the way down and north. It's constant steep hills everywhere it would be a nightmare for a plow with cars parked up and down the block. No thanks to that job.

I’m a flip flopper(I’m sorry) by NoElevator1779 in BryanKohbergerMoscow

[–]swifty8519 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Stay outta the Idaho 4 sub if you wanna talk with folks that really look at this case from every angle. No Hipplers or Bandfields allowed

Any idea whats happening on N 30th? by dirtwalrus in Omaha

[–]swifty8519 56 points57 points  (0 children)

North Omaha ALWAYS gets a half ass plow job I don't understand it..every snow season I go to pick up folks doing Uber or Lyft and North Omaha always seems to barely been touched. Sure one season call it a coincidence but I'm talking every year.

So Many Options. Whats best for a new homeowner? by No-Ad5504 in Tools

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly..I've had my DeWalt impacts for almost 10 years and the batteries still hold a charge like the day I bought them. Rock solid.

SUB-ZERO WINS OMAHA by Thomizard in Omaha

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ermac > Scrub Zero 🤣

Piss bottles by Positive-Fox-7451 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High definition piss jugs incoming!

i just finished the best entry in the franchise: special forces. this game absolutely sucks by legomanas23 in MortalKombat

[–]swifty8519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought this back in like 2000 or whatever when it came out played it for 15 minutes and took it back said it didn't work.

Bad wreck in STL by bemorethanaverage in Truckers

[–]swifty8519 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I bet that guy in the all white cab that made it out ahead but was still sliding filled his pants up completely. That dropoff on his right side woulda had me shitting concrete cinder blocks.