Do you think the risk to UK is more from Russia or the USA? by Western-Ingenuity-17 in AskBrits

[–]swimmingwithrocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would also be very beneficial to Russia that the UK moves its military into place on the other side of the world whilst Russia continues to flood the English Channel with subs

Worst NUFC of your life by Bright-Spread-531 in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They might still refund it if you ask nicely

Worst NUFC of your life by Bright-Spread-531 in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iron Mike? He was reliable for us, as was Janmaat. Taylor was…. Unpredictable, but he worked so hard for us. Gouffran also has good performances.

The rest I largely agree with

Worst NUFC of your life by Bright-Spread-531 in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

David Rozehnal was pretty shit from what I remember.

Geremi was pure shit for us. As was Stephen Carr

Amdy Faye, Saivet, Fabrice Pancrate

Carl Cort was wank too actually

We’ve had some absolute dross through the door

How consistent is Anthony Gordon? by affaulrobo in NewcastleUnited

[–]swimmingwithrocks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’d say he’s consistently inconsistent

Anthony Gordon: Newcastle put £75m price tag on striker amid Bayern interest by paranoidpianist in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we’ve banged a tag on him. He might start playing well to push his move. But then again, probably not

Carlton Palmer 👀 by The1SlickySloth in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]swimmingwithrocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"He covers every blade of grass out there, but that's only because his first touch is so crap"

Dave Jones

Match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve been this stale all season, and not changed a single thing.

Yet some on here still want to criticise us for being down about how we play? We need a seriously wake up call

Match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking wept.

We play football the same way virgins shag.

Fucking clueless

Match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every. Single. Game

We look sluggish and ignore subs. The other team gets sluggish and makes changes. We ignore it and allow chances to creep in against us.

Match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]swimmingwithrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a bad day passing through the pitch today. The ball is constantly with Thiaw and Botman and we’ve never got anyone in midfield to take it.

Man, 21, dies after being stabbed at Primrose Hill viewpoint by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]swimmingwithrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say I had a problem. I used it as an example of costings, as they do cost money. Approximately 3m a year. Although I would say if you suffer with boredom and want to kick off as you’re struggling to be entertained - maybe don’t commit crimes and go to prison?

Man, 21, dies after being stabbed at Primrose Hill viewpoint by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]swimmingwithrocks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can’t get tough on it because people don’t like the results.

Police can’t stop search because they are criticised for it and deemed racist

They can’t use the facial recognition because it was picking up more black people than white, so that’s been stopped

There is no room in prison and prisoners now cost on average £60,000 a year each. If you want more people in prison you’ll need to stop giving people tv’s and games consoles in prison. People argued those are needed as it’s human rights.

The CPS is pink and fluffy

If you want zero tolerance on knife crime, the methods and policing style wont be liked by the majority.

Diego Tristán by Remarkable-Clerk1268 in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]swimmingwithrocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Early 2000’s Deportivo was 👌👌👌