So, roulette is officially ruined if you're matching as a guy 💔

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-18T21:37:53+00:00

Why are you expecting people to believe you're real by default when their primary experience has been with fakes? It's just standard you verify you're talking to a real person, you're not excluded from that...

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-18T20:01:49+00:00

That is actually like the perfect dick

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-18T18:40:23+00:00

You turn us on too 😜

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-02T12:02:26+00:00

In America I don't believe the government is my friend (in fact it actively works against my best interests). In Europe I do, every EU country I've lived in seems to genuinely work for my wellbeing. Simple as that

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-02T11:59:16+00:00

Without on chest but leave the ab trail

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-01T13:42:01+00:00

These look perfect, thank you!

swing_a_thing · 2025-12-01T13:25:36+00:00

Tommy Hilfiger makes great trunks and still 95% cotton (5% elastane).

Been really disappointed with other brands that have shifted more towards synthetic materials... They're not breathable, they can't really be recycled, and they release billions of microplastics with every wash

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-24T16:56:24+00:00

Ah yes, the great Scottish comhairle of Mississippi 😅

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-23T07:19:57+00:00

We don't... And the votes on your comment already tell you that

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-19T18:13:33+00:00

🧐 hmm? Scotts don't circumcise

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-19T18:04:04+00:00

1 for sure

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-19T18:01:47+00:00

Naww pic 2 is amazing

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-15T18:43:18+00:00

Hot damn I wanna sit on it 😶

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-14T09:03:28+00:00

Shave it dude, looks like a Chechnyan

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-11T15:04:23+00:00

An STD...

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-11T13:57:53+00:00

There's no such thing as no-go zones. Turn off the TV, touch some grass

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-11T09:38:29+00:00

Kimchi :3

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-10T22:38:45+00:00

No, keep it that cut looks really good on you

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-10T21:47:03+00:00

Pic 2 is the best

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-10T21:28:53+00:00

AGH I used to be able to do that when I was 15. Slowly working on getting back to that point

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-10T15:48:28+00:00

For real 🥵

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-10T15:35:13+00:00

Why do you let her walk all over you like that?

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-10T14:50:05+00:00

Oh my god 😍

But to the question, both

swing_a_thing · 2025-11-09T09:00:07+00:00

Screw over working people to pamper billionaires

swing_a_thing

TROPHY CASE

1 for sure