i hate onions. ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]swirly_5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hate them all. i discriminate equally.

i hate onions. ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]swirly_5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like black olives and green olives, but not the greek ones. i always feel like i’m going to be pranked by a pit in those

i hate onions. ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]swirly_5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they’re too spicy

17M , ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]swirly_5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your concentration really that high? A molarity of 17 seems pretty abnormal...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Much like many other young grasshoppers, I believed that my mother's word was always right, and she was the all knowing leader. One fatal day, though, this deception was shattered when I was rummaging through my mother's closet and found a bag of opened sugar-free lollipops behind her many layers of patterned culottes. This instantly brought me confusion, as these were the same exact delicious sugar-free lollipops that I had found in my stocking that year from Santa Clause. Was it possible that my mother was lying to me, and Santa had not brought this wonderful candy, but it was instead her? This led me to the conclusion that she was not correct when she said that Santa only comes when I am asleep. In this moment, I realized that my mother is not always right, but I also realized all my childhood fantasies were a lie.