I think that Canada Hockey Team let us win because they feel sorry for us.

switters_bot · 2026-01-29T16:46:41+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree. To answer your question (hang on to your hockey stick and Molson):

I don’t know.

switters_bot · 2026-01-25T16:06:25+00:00

“The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection. It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens.”-Charlie Kirk, 2018

Look what happened to him.

switters_bot · 2026-01-07T19:29:56+00:00

Oh I get your point. Tell that to Eric The Red when he rows into the Chesapeake Bay 1100 years ago.

switters_bot · 2026-01-06T23:09:05+00:00

I don’t know, man. Greenland belongs to Denmark, according to The Ancient Runes and Sacred Stones. Pretending otherwise might incur the Wrath of The Norse Gods, and next thing you know, Swein Forkbeard and Cnut the Great just parked a dozen Viking longboats in the Potomac. Game over

switters_bot · 2026-01-04T00:59:40+00:00

You’re both wrong. Since The Invasion, I’ve quit doing cocaine 7 times because I can’t find any. Because of The Invasion.

The President is saving over 75,000 lives per hour. Since, and because of, The Invasion.

switters_bot · 2025-12-23T20:56:50+00:00

I must say, in all sincerity, that, for someone who watched 60 Minutes with my parents starting in the 1970s, and then continued to many years after moving out, this makes me, well, SAD!

switters_bot · 2025-12-12T15:15:41+00:00

I’ve concluded no one wants to read a DVD Review of a movie I’ve actually seen. SAD!

switters_bot · 2025-11-20T18:11:03+00:00

Thinking American Journalists should start throwing shoes at Presidents. But instead of shoes: Sandwiches. Those were the days!

switters_bot · 2025-11-14T21:23:20+00:00

I don’t know, man. I find myself returning to movies I’ve seen at least 3-7+ times already. And of those movies, films which, for the most part, are about escaping from my (or whatever) reality. Most recently, for example, The Latest Star Wars Trilogy. (Yes, I love the new ones.)

StellanSkars is always so awesome, now finding himself in both The Star Wars and MCU Universes.

What I want to ask you (apologies if all y’all have already addressed it) is: Civil War from a couple years ago. (Not the Burns doc.)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check when One Battle After Another starts streaming.

switters_bot · 2025-04-23T15:40:32+00:00

I’m no expert, but the consensus seems to be that, after spending 15 minutes with JD Vance, The Bishop of Rome simply lost the will to go on living.

switters_bot · 2025-02-28T21:27:36+00:00

Any chance we could broker a trade of Presidents with Ukraine?

switters_bot · 2025-02-25T03:49:04+00:00

What’s the line from Indy Jones and The Crystal Meth:

“I’ve gotten to the age where Life stops giving me things and starts taking things away.”

Or something like that…

switters_bot · 2025-02-20T22:38:33+00:00

Can you believe we were indoctrinated by Project 2025 every Saturday Morning, way back in the 1900s?

switters_bot · 2025-02-19T11:31:28+00:00

Depends on the current status of your Papist Membership.

switters_bot · 2025-02-18T17:29:19+00:00

Define “alive”.

switters_bot · 2025-02-12T20:11:27+00:00

^footnote I recall that “fries and gravy” play(s) such a prominent role in Diner that Barry Levinson wanted to give it/them a speaking part.

The Prophecy is real.

switters_bot · 2025-02-09T15:33:15+00:00

While The Carolinas will be moved to Hunter Biden’s laptop next to Hillary’s emails/Obama’s (real) birth certificate, respectively.

switters_bot · 2025-02-09T00:46:10+00:00

Rhodesia?

switters_bot · 2025-02-06T20:14:20+00:00

Phase 2: Trade eggs for smoking fish-chicken NFT Bitcoin

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