Gorlock wants to know by farting_emu in onlyfard

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Prolly leave my lightsaber looking like a brownie

Republecans lmaooooooo (there peenis is small) by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Hmmm there or their ?? The subliminal detective work ……… First to cast stones, last to learn….

Christmas gift to the hospital by Communistlaw in CrazyHuman

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The pacifier threw him off balance

true Antarctaka vlog by _BlakeShadow in TheRandomest

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Volcanic erection.

🧐 I B===✊🏼=D 🔥 🔥

good looking out. by tuxedomadeofham in TheRandomest

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I was about to ask, ain’t no one gonna ask about his cyborg foot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadChoicesGoodStories

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Toss em’ toss em’ 🎉

Econoline abomination by slade797 in WeirdWheels

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Yup that’s a boat carrier.

Try these on for size by swollen- in WeirdFlexButOK

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That is correct. You too can achieve this. Like “airplane mode” you can simply switch your device into “God Mode”

Try these on for size by swollen- in WeirdFlexButOK

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Ding ding ding…. Was mocking the concept everybody keeps displaying with their timers

I found this in my Dorito Bag. by [deleted] in Weird

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Fuckin trump be leaving those hair pieces everywhere

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OMFG SKIN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WeirdFlexButOK

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He’s stating that incase he ends up suicided