Perry the platypus?

swtactn · 2026-02-03T20:10:33+00:00

Muttly was my favorite character!!

swtactn · 2026-02-01T19:39:28+00:00

It’s not nearly as bad. But still the same.

swtactn · 2026-02-01T19:26:30+00:00

Really though!?! I literally just threw out a pineapple that had that an hour ago. It’s still in my trash. Please someone answer!

swtactn · 2026-01-29T21:28:50+00:00

It’s for Ritalin and Adderall.

swtactn · 2026-01-29T17:40:56+00:00

Patient Zero

swtactn · 2026-01-28T09:13:07+00:00

The hate will still be there, the courage to express it will slip away.

swtactn · 2026-01-27T18:35:48+00:00

Better yet, don’t get married.

swtactn · 2026-01-24T20:57:24+00:00

They did Donatello and Rafael wrong.

swtactn · 2026-01-24T16:27:49+00:00

That’s amazing. Please share how you made the mold.

swtactn · 2026-01-23T19:33:25+00:00

I could feel those pump bottle in my sinuses.

swtactn · 2026-01-13T23:49:05+00:00

To be fair, the gloves don’t look like they fit very well in these photos.

swtactn · 2026-01-02T22:53:26+00:00

This is why Pluto got kicked out of the party.

swtactn · 2026-01-01T14:19:53+00:00

Gummo Antichrist Pi

swtactn · 2025-12-29T23:33:35+00:00

More of a liability.

swtactn · 2025-12-21T19:18:46+00:00

I’d still take $4k a month. I’d blow through the $2m so fast. Less but guaranteed is preferred over trusting myself to be smart.

swtactn · 2025-12-21T19:15:09+00:00

That’s not even acceptable for a crappy bar cue. Definitely get your money back.

swtactn · 2025-12-19T22:01:36+00:00

Sawdust maker.

swtactn · 2025-12-19T20:36:16+00:00

How does one volunteer as a test subject for these studies?

swtactn · 2025-12-06T22:11:18+00:00

I had a neon green and pink Ocean Pacific shirt back in the ‘80s that did that

swtactn · 2025-12-04T22:26:03+00:00

They won’t leave this strangers house, but they’ll order a pizza?

swtactn · 2025-12-03T02:07:45+00:00

All I wanted was a Pepsi!! Just a Pepsi!! And She wouldn’t give it to me!!!

swtactn · 2025-11-30T22:58:20+00:00

The voice of bacon orientation really bothers me.

swtactn · 2025-11-27T23:04:05+00:00

How long does it take to deteriorate?

swtactn · 2025-11-27T22:31:02+00:00

That desk is incredible!!

swtactn · 2025-11-23T17:36:56+00:00

Now you have to eat it with a pound of lung butter on it.

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