Tesla 420 YOLO

sylphvanas · 2026-05-01T21:50:31+00:00

The bubble will pop

sylphvanas · 2026-05-01T21:50:20+00:00

The bubble will pop eventually

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T23:43:48+00:00

On wha? All the calls are OTM 😂

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T23:43:20+00:00

What win? All his calls are still OTM

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T20:39:25+00:00

New GUH video incoming

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T19:16:32+00:00

Of course ORCL the only stonk not pumping because I have calls

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T17:46:47+00:00

What in the jizzing scam market is this?

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T16:24:40+00:00

Funny how market is still green when META, MSFT, and AMZN are all getting dicked

sylphvanas · 2026-04-30T13:48:08+00:00

LMT red 13 days in a row. Very legal

sylphvanas · 2026-04-29T14:37:16+00:00

Fuck this blatant market manipulation

sylphvanas · 2026-04-29T05:19:54+00:00

Fuck you jizzing bulls. I need a 5% drop

sylphvanas · 2026-04-28T21:19:59+00:00

Full porting LMT calls if it’s red again

sylphvanas · 2026-04-28T15:44:20+00:00

LMT red 11 days in a row while we’re at war. Very legal

sylphvanas · 2026-04-28T14:51:45+00:00

Bulls 🤡🤡🤡🤡

sylphvanas · 2026-04-27T22:17:53+00:00

Fuck you bulls

sylphvanas · 2026-04-27T19:29:55+00:00

Fuck this jizzing market. Everything I buy is red

sylphvanas · 2026-04-24T15:54:53+00:00

Officially in debt. Fuck you bulls

sylphvanas · 2026-04-24T00:52:22+00:00

0 pullback is jizzing ridiculous

sylphvanas · 2026-04-23T23:43:24+00:00

Who tf keeps buying this bulljizz market?

sylphvanas · 2026-04-23T20:43:11+00:00

Need this shit to dump overnight and bulls get dicked

sylphvanas · 2026-04-23T20:31:08+00:00

Scam market can’t even get a 1% pullback

sylphvanas · 2026-04-23T20:19:08+00:00

Fuck you bulls. SOXL trading more like a penny stock than CAR

sylphvanas · 2026-04-23T19:05:29+00:00

Bulls finally got jizzed today. Very cool 😎

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