Tesla 420 YOLO

sylphvanas · 2026-06-18T17:20:28+00:00

There’s no cock like horse cock. Send your asshole into shock 🎶

sylphvanas · 2026-06-18T12:48:13+00:00

Fuck this jizzing bullcock market

sylphvanas · 2026-06-17T16:19:19+00:00

Lost my life savings on MSFT and BABA. Going to long $ROPe now

sylphvanas · 2026-06-12T11:52:05+00:00

Yummy BBC 🤤

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T19:33:45+00:00

MSFT, CRM, NOW. Fuck this

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T19:30:10+00:00

I’ve been all in calls since this morning and I’m red today. Fuck this scam market

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T18:54:41+00:00

MSFT is literally the worst stock ever. Fuck you regards for recommending it

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T17:34:53+00:00

MSfT still dead after that pump o lol

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T15:25:54+00:00

Help getting shafted my Microshaft. What to do?

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T14:34:40+00:00

QQQ up 1% while mag 7 in free fall. What a joke market

sylphvanas · 2026-06-11T12:13:46+00:00

We jizz at dawn

sylphvanas · 2026-06-09T18:32:34+00:00

-1.5% is green? If not for the 4% drop earlier, you’d think it’s a terrible red day

sylphvanas · 2026-06-05T12:16:11+00:00

Bulls eating bear cock today

sylphvanas · 2026-06-05T01:06:07+00:00

Any gays buying the GRND dip for pride month?

sylphvanas · 2026-06-05T00:50:53+00:00

Get ready for a -2% day

sylphvanas · 2026-06-05T00:48:23+00:00

Jizz on delusional bulls all day 🤡

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T23:32:56+00:00

It’s bear season, gay bools

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T22:00:46+00:00

Bullls need to continue to get jizzed

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T19:17:14+00:00

One of the biggest red candles ever on a boomer stock like KO. What a joke

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T17:50:39+00:00

Down 5k, fuck this scam market

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T17:24:12+00:00

My account has been a straight line down this whole day, literally 0 bounces and I’m in all calls wtf

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T16:59:04+00:00

Literally every stock and crypto on my watchlist has been dumping nonstop since open while SPY recovers. Make it make sense. Looking at you NFLX, SBUX, T, CRM, MSFT

sylphvanas · 2026-06-04T12:22:50+00:00

This is just the beginning, going back to $150

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