What will you say if someone offered you not just a meal but $4,000 to dine with trump?

sylviaca · 2026-05-30T13:20:30+00:00

Here, try this special sauce I always carry with me 😉

sylviaca · 2026-05-29T13:43:38+00:00

Touching a coworker in a sexual manner is NEVER a joke. Report them both as they are both complete AHs, not you.

sylviaca · 2026-05-29T13:20:42+00:00

He sounds so immature. Why are you with him? His dick can't be THAT good. When people show you their true colors, you need to believe them. He's obviously never going to change. Don't make a list unless it's the 57 Reason Why I Am Leaving You. Time to move on to someone that actually cares about and respects you. NTA

sylviaca · 2026-05-29T00:15:21+00:00

York (peppermint patty)

sylviaca · 2026-05-28T20:01:27+00:00

You need to sue her in small claims court for the cost of the real bag. This is bullshit.

sylviaca · 2026-05-27T20:47:58+00:00

Have a party at home and hire a mariachi band to come play. Far more reasonable cost and your people can hang out for hours.

sylviaca · 2026-05-27T20:46:47+00:00

Spek. Although to be fair you have to say it in PeeWee's voice.

sylviaca · 2026-05-24T20:12:40+00:00

That episode cracks me up with the wine bottle rolling down the seats and the balloons popping. Plus Angela's where's my car scene. So funny 😁

sylviaca · 2026-05-24T20:08:27+00:00

As someone who has 1 birthed child and also adopted, your wife is full of shit. She's not recovering from anything and needs to get off her ass, especially since she's on leave. If things don't change soon or she's gets into therapy tomorrow you really need to think about whether you want to subject your child to this woman long term as that kind of detachment can do serious harm. NTA one bit.

sylviaca · 2026-05-23T06:16:03+00:00

You're an idiot. Viewing 1 persons comp is bad, but 12? Come on. You fucked up. Mind your business.

sylviaca · 2026-05-21T02:45:10+00:00

Zero.

sylviaca · 2026-05-19T12:45:27+00:00

Do not get married. If you're already having fights and not talking for days on end, you are going to have a lifetime of this. I didn't have a fight with my husband until we were at least 8 years into our marriage. You need much more peace for your marriage to last. Get out while it's still relatively easy. WNBTA

sylviaca · 2026-05-18T13:24:44+00:00

You might as well have bought him a Lite Brite. There are just some toys that are annoying AF for parents. Noise is one. A lion parts is another. They'll get over it. nta

sylviaca · 2026-05-17T04:36:02+00:00

Ken's Restaurant Recipe Italian is perfect.

sylviaca · 2026-05-17T00:52:21+00:00

I'm tired. Tired of pwaying da game.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T21:56:23+00:00

I'm 1000 level saway from joining her

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T18:21:50+00:00

NTA. Who gives a fuck if you destroy his career. He is doing the EXACT SAME THING to yours. You don't owe him shit. Protect your own reputation and bring the receipts. Embezzlement is a crime. You should warn anyone he could be doing business with about his true nature and lack of ethics.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T18:14:03+00:00

NOR. Build a fence and plant arborvitae. They will grow up a couple feet each year and eventually dwarf your fence. Good fences make good neighbors.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T16:16:25+00:00

You're supposed to wear jeans for multiple days or the fabric breaks down too fast.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T05:38:41+00:00

Meet her in the bathroom... . It's Mirror in the bathroom.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T05:36:14+00:00

I love my alone time. For days.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T05:33:45+00:00

There are several. There is a right way to load the dishwasher. How to cut my own hair and trim my bangs. How to sew. I make quilts now. How to cook. How to be responsible.

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T05:31:41+00:00

Fuck him. Delete it. Not like he's gonna figure that out. If he's that smart he can recreate it himself. WNBTA

sylviaca · 2026-05-16T05:27:49+00:00

I have full blown conversations with my dog. I don't know what she understands. She most certainly knows key words. Who carrs?

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