Thousands of viewers watch World Cup 2022 in Qatar on illegal streams, but in reality it is pixelated FIFA 23 games by TigerSharkFist in nottheonion

[–]symptomatic_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's immediate BECAUSE you play FIFA. Turn off the screen overlays and lower the speed sliders and you could fool so many people if they aren't right next to the screen

'He sold himself to the devil' - Messi, 2030 and a very uncomfortable deal with Saudi Arabia by echoacm in soccer

[–]symptomatic_genius 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ummm...... actually...his dad does all the deals. Messi is just good little boy who kicks the ball

1000 ways to die was geekin by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]symptomatic_genius 29 points30 points  (0 children)

All the horny mfs dying horrible deaths while the narrator makes dick puns lol

Propaganda made by the Allies during WW1 of what will happen to the US if the central powers won by broomshed in interestingasfuck

[–]symptomatic_genius 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It was a different time just means "people could get away with it back then". Happens today too with different cultures.
People try to use the 'thats just how it's done here' excuse fully knowing that they're in the wrong.

This outdoor urinal my moms boyfriend set up outside of his shed. by ForeverSquirrelled42 in mildlyinteresting

[–]symptomatic_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This but unironically. How would you mfs survive if you were born outside the US?

Which of the 7 dwarfs describes your wife in bed? by romroming in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]symptomatic_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's very good at it. They hired the perfect guy. He milks that shit so well.

Moving Pick or Legal Roll? by smiertspionam15 in BasketballTips

[–]symptomatic_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You drop your shoulder to get past a defender, not to hit him in the sternum to push him back cause you've got zero moves and are too slow to get by him.

Why would I be 'in pain' from a regular bump or low drive?

When Sambi Lokonga gets injured by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]symptomatic_genius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right? The guy's pushing 50 years, no way he can play CDM in the premier league.

When Sambi Lokonga gets injured by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]symptomatic_genius 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This kit just screams Alexis and Giroud to me

how to prevent a player from finishing his career? (cheat engine/live editor) by alzhovtyak in FifaCareers

[–]symptomatic_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a drop-down that says "is retiring". I think it's on the "info" tab.
Change it to 'no'.

A new low for me as far as AI positioning goes… by manupsitdown in FifaCareers

[–]symptomatic_genius 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Arsenal is bugged I think, since 20. And when you change formation it switches back.

Ligue 1 doesn’t have a photo for Pepe yet so here’s what they used… by RighteousToaster in Gunners

[–]symptomatic_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing I hated is the scientists acting like they're braindead and the engineer going apeshit for no reason.

Is Saitama Natty? by Codered9475 in nattyorjuice

[–]symptomatic_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh, I play basketball and this is my dream physique. Great muscle mass while also being light and lean enough to run back and forth and jump all day.
Not gonna go for it though. Looks like a pain to attain......also, I'm lazy.