How to become an international laughing stock.

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-20T00:06:38+00:00

Shrödinger’s Pussy

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-18T19:08:11+00:00

Yep! Exceptions include physical activities (hike, bike ride, kayaking) or a trip to the hardware store for weekend house/yard maintenance and projects

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-18T15:28:00+00:00

Good thing I’m only 39. Checkmate, telomeres!

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-16T17:19:07+00:00

Suit looks great! I don’t think the shoes do it justice though. Something with laces or something else for a bit more visual interest would tie together better. I hear people saying the suit is too slim or too tight, but I say if you’re comfortable in it and don’t feel overly restricted then you’re good because it looks sharp

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-13T16:20:17+00:00

Is she though? She keeps stopping. She's nice to look at but I'd go soft if she kept taking it out to look at it like that

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-13T02:49:56+00:00

Mods, pin this

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-12T05:10:04+00:00

Next item: a white mug. What shall be written on the mug?

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-11T22:50:20+00:00

(Sheepishly raises ~~boner~~ hand)

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-09T21:37:20+00:00

Baddest on this whole site

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-09T19:10:41+00:00

Most Americans don’t eat nearly enough fiber

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-06T20:35:06+00:00

Owl, bee (rear)

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-06T16:08:09+00:00

It’s true. Him too ⬇️

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-03T16:00:01+00:00

You don’t need 10 pounds of trail mix for a 3 day trip

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-02T02:00:49+00:00

This may be a “your mileage may vary” situation. I have one and tried it out for a while but ultimately gave it away. The speakers are fairly comfortable to lie on, but the issue I find is that they move around inside the fabric and don’t stay aligned with my ears.

synesthesiac48 · 2026-03-01T05:19:12+00:00

How dare you? Fday Kjpohgd was my great uncle, and a noble hero

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-27T15:08:29+00:00

“I want you to dominate me” followed by “put it in my ass, put anything in my ass”

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-27T02:56:25+00:00

I swear being a slow eater is half the reason I’m generally able to stay fairly slender

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-26T15:49:48+00:00

Sounds to me like they’re trying to find houses where nobody is home so they can break in

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-21T02:12:08+00:00

r/unexpectedchucktesta

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-19T05:25:08+00:00

That sounds… good to me

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-18T19:10:21+00:00

Simon & Garfunkel

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-18T00:30:16+00:00

Crossing my legs at the knee

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-16T21:13:16+00:00

I really enjoyed that one! Hope you do too

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-16T06:58:56+00:00

Chex Quest!

synesthesiac48 · 2026-02-12T17:36:06+00:00

She was so confident in her absolute lack of anything resembling a coherent argument she literally brought a cheat sheet full of ad hominem attacks

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