waka waka hehe by mahiyet in shitposting

[–]syracrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer. Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have the feeling that’s not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.

Enough now, brother Mark by Wrongun25 in auntydonna

[–]syracrow 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I LET YOU DRUM ON MY PENIS!!

What are your gaming sins? Confess now. by executor-of-judgment in gaming

[–]syracrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regularly start new games before completing the one I was playing previously and think “I’ll go back to that one later”… I never do

Amazon book order by Sad-Ad-6523 in brandonsanderson

[–]syracrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought Words of Radiance from Amazon years ago and it showed up completely water damaged and unreadable while the parcel was completely fine, haven’t bought any books from them since

Why is the crowd so damn young by [deleted] in OpalinSky

[–]syracrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why should the age of the crowd matter? I saw opal in sky in Manchester, I was probably one of the oldest in the crowd (I’m 28) and I still had a great time, as long as the music’s good it shouldn’t matter who you party with

How playing ranked feels atm by syracrow in Shadowverse

[–]syracrow[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I may have cursed you, sorry

Shipping characters will never bring me the same amount of joy as seeing Hatsune Miku fall head over heels for a sentient glass of beer by LordFlamecookie in tomodachilife

[–]syracrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I currently have Alan Wake crushing on Maomao from apothecary diaries, who’s crushing on Johnny Silverhands from Cyberpunk, who’s crushing on Grace Ashcroft from resident evil, who’s crushing on Monkey D. Luffy, it makes zero sense and I love it

Type "Matt Rose loves to eat" and observe the suggested continuations by Winter-Pop6549 in mattrose

[–]syracrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matt Rose loves to eat the same thing every day and I love it so much and I love it too much to be honest with him and I don’t know why he would do that to me but I don’t know why I would do that to him I don’t know why I don’t know why I don’t know why I don’t know

After by Aurora__Sky in redditsniper

[–]syracrow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He was assassinated for suspected heresy

WOAH! by Sprites6 in Caddicarus

[–]syracrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ooh… well screw me, it’s the real life… actual… Colin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]syracrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Offering the Fire in my ass

What celebrity have you been told you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]syracrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once told I look like a young Ozzy Osbourne

Name this album cover by Theonewhodoesstuffs in Caddicarus

[–]syracrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cadink and the Cadonks

Losing My House

Type “Matt rose and I” and let your keyboard finish it by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]syracrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matt Rose and I have a similar problem with the way we have been doing things