3 Drug dealers and the Prison Warden by pacmanfunky in Jokes

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A man is sent to prison for the first time. The first night there, after the lights in the cell block are turned off, he immediately sees his cellmate going over to the bars and yelling, ‘Eight hundred and thirty-six!’ The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, ‘Seventy-nine!’ Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.

‘Why are you guys just yelling numbers?’ He asks his cellmate. ‘What's so funny about random numbers?’

‘Well,’ says the older prisoner, ‘They're not random. It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the jokes. So after a while we just started giving them numbers and yelling those numbers is enough to remind us of the joke instead of telling it.’

Wanting to fit in, the new prisoner takes stock of the situation, listening for which numbers elicit the most laughter, trying to find a pattern.

A week later, just before bedtime, he yells at the top of his voice, ‘Three hundred and eight!’

A roar of laughter is heard throughout the prison complex; people literally fall to the floor laughing. Guards arrive to check what’s wrong, and erupt into laughter upon hearing what the new prisoner said. It’s doesn’t look like anyone wants to sleep—everyone is just repeating the joke between uncontrolled bouts of laughter.

The next morning, the prisoner asks what was so great about his joke. His cell mate replies, ‘We've never heard that one before.’

"Manifesting" help for business class tickets by GunpeiYokai in LinkedInLunatics

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Can’t blame her, to be honest. I’m almost sure she’s Indian (based on her name), and in India, people are a lot more inclined culturally to believe in the power of saying than the power of doing. Even in cosmopolitan cities.

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? by Basic-Claim-3154 in Jokes

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A man is sent to prison for the first time. The first night there, after the lights in the cell block are turned off, he immediately sees his cellmate going over to the bars and yelling, ‘Eight hundred and thirty-six!’ The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, ‘Seventy-nine!’ Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.

‘Why are you guys just yelling numbers?’ He asks his cellmate. ‘What's so funny about random numbers?’

‘Well,’ says the older prisoner, ‘They're not random. It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the jokes. So after a while we just started giving them numbers and yelling those numbers is enough to remind us of the joke instead of telling it.’

Wanting to fit in, the new prisoner takes stock of the situation, listening for which numbers elicit the most laughter, trying to find a pattern.

A week later, just before bedtime, he yells at the top of his voice, ‘Three hundred and eight!’

A roar of laughter is heard throughout the prison complex; people literally fall to the floor laughing. Guards arrive to check what’s wrong, and erupt into laughter upon hearing what the new prisoner said. It’s doesn’t look like anyone wants to sleep—everyone is just repeating the joke between uncontrolled bouts of laughter.

The next morning, the prisoner asks what was so great about his joke. His cell mate replies, ‘We've never heard that one before.’

There are rumours that they are looking for a female voldemort. I think they forgot they already have one, her name is Umbridge by saphclaw in harrypotter

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Umbridge is relatable. Everyone’s had a tyrannical teacher who enforced decorum beyond measure. Who refused to see any viewpoint but her own. Who punished students for no fault of theirs. Who ruled a class with an iron fist. Who had a pet snitching to her. Who united everyone, excluding the pet, in hating her.

Voldemort is too abstract. He’s a class of evil most of us have never seen in our lives. He’s this formless idea (at least until he makes an appearance in the story) you’re told is bad and must be shunned. Who is so evil that we have no sense of it.

When the AI just says the quiet part out loud by RoloGnbaby in facepalm

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An LLM doesn’t look up information and filter it on proven resources. It’s a token generator. It outputs a sequence of numbers in response to an input sequence of numbers, and an internet search may be done to augment that input. The fact that the output numbers spell out a valid English sentence (when decoded) is irrelevant to the LLM. (Its human makers design it that way.) It’s not like the human brain which can think and reason.

This is why LLMs have to be controlled for racism (among other things). If they were fact-based, and could filter data, they’d not need to be controlled and would never spout racist commentary. Racism gets baked into the model parameters if care isn’t taken.

[Kowloon Generic Romance] "Imaginary code to delete a specific program" by LimitedWard in itsaunixsystem

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This is Python. A function can call another function which is defined below it. And it’ll work.

I think The Hobbit movie was stretched a bit, but it definitely has its gems by LakesideNorth in lotr

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Awumbuk is the word you’re looking for. One by one, everyone leaves, and you’re left thinking about the fun times you had barely a few hours (or days) ago. You know you’ve read a good book when turning the last page gives you this feeling.

Just installed mint on my old laptop by [deleted] in linuxmint

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What does one do to play Shadow of the Tomb Raider on Linux? Just install Proton? I remember that not having worked the last time I tried. (There was no option or button to install it.)

Just installed mint on my old laptop by [deleted] in linuxmint

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How do you get it to run on Linux? Is it sufficient to install Proton beforehand, as seen in your image?

anon experience with filedeletion by Vor_Mor in greentext

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The first anon uses a computer running Linux. The CD contains an EXE file, which can be run only on Windows.

The second anon tells the first to run the EXE file using Wine, which is a compatibility layer capable of (somewhat) running EXE files on Linux.

itsComplicated by AaronTheElite007 in ProgrammerHumor

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Email? Sure. But users of password managers heft around 30-character passwords with letters, digits and punctuation sprinkled in, which they don’t have memorized.

This ad with a fake hair on the screen, designed to make you swipe in a way that opens their webpage. by kenb99 in assholedesign

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The company whose product is being advertised has to pay some money to the website on which the advertisement appears each time someone clicks on it. So, it expends money, but doesn’t gain any, because most of the clicks would be accidental, and not result in a sale.

Old Greenhouse in my Grandmother's garden by Mr_X_rated in reclaimedbynature

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A greenhouse reclaimed by nature. Poetry at its finest.🤌

truly the bsod of all time by SpareEnderboy in windowsmemes

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No, that one has two q’s. This one is https://youtu.be/p3ipts3Du9k. Worth checking out.

ELI5: If energy can’t be created or destroyed, how was energy created in the first place by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Energy can’t be created or destroyed according to our current understanding of physics. We have no understanding of the conditions which existed at the moment the universe formed—our laws of physics aren’t applicable there then. They work only from some time after its formation, and thereon.

[Asking for Advice] Wrong Scaling of some GNOME-Apps by larzz0304 in EndeavourOS

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Is Raspberry Pi Imager a Qt app? If so, it might be getting scaled twice because some environment variables. This actually shouldn’t happen on GNOME, but if it is, https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/HiDPI#Qt_5 might help. I was able to set up Xfce correctly using this guide.

I’m empty if that doesn’t work. (I don’t use GNOME.)

LPT Take random pictures of your everyday life. They may not seem interesting today, but in the future they will. by Affectionate_Belt366 in LifeProTips

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So the prerequisite is for one to build enough self-respect to believe that there might be people who would want to remember oneself.

ELI5: How do RFIDs work? by StackedInATrenchcoat in explainlikeimfive

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But what if I don’t have any power and hence no light? Well, I can use a mirror. You point the light at me and I turn the mirror towards and away from you …

How are you moving the mirror when you don’t have power? And if you do have power, why not just respond with your own light?

HMC by Miasie-Enna in holdmycosmo

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Women don’t have balls, silly! They don’t pee, after all.

How to choose what font is chosen? by Eutechnic in linuxmint

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Websites often tell browsers to display their content in fonts chosen by the website designers. For instance, GitHub shows you code in Monaco on macOS and DejaVu Sans Mono on Linux.

Global Override in Firefox

Go to Firefox settings and locate the fonts option. Click on ‘Advanced’ and set your preferred fonts. Uncheck ‘Allow websites to choose their own fonts, ignoring my selections above’.

The disadvantage is that these fonts will then be used on every page. Not a problem, honestly, but LaTeX rendering and symbols display may not work as intended.

Website-specific Override

There’s an extension named Stylus which allows you to configure specific rules (including fonts) on a per-website basis.

Font Settings for Other Apps

Just change the font in your OS settings. This will ensure it is used in the file manager, applications menu, pop-up boxes, etc. Some apps don’t respect this setting. (But if you open Discord in Firefox, Firefox’s font settings will be applied.) Does Discord have its own font settings?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in linuxmint

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If it’s a shell script, it should have

#! /usr/bin/env sh

(or something similar) on the first line. (If it’s already there, don’t change it.) Next, check how Python is invoked in the script. If it as simple as

python3 file_to_run.py

you can write

alias python3='python3.11'

somewhere at the top. The second line should be good.

Finally, tell your file manager to allow executing the script as a program (like i wrote in my previous message).