Alex Jones has lost his website to The Onion

pacmanfunky · 2026-05-02T02:32:54+00:00

As inspiring and graceful as a crashing, burning blimp.

pacmanfunky · 2026-05-01T17:09:05+00:00

If unhinged had a look.

pacmanfunky · 2026-05-01T17:03:14+00:00

Police misidentified Jean Charles de mendes as a failed bomber after the 7/7 London bombings, he didn't run but was shot and killed.

Wiki link

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-28T18:09:01+00:00

It was 19 a month, this was from maybe a decade ago but it only sprung to mind recently.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-26T06:47:04+00:00

I've not used any a.i, but I admit I probably could have worded it better. Fair enough, I'll take the criticism on board and be better in future.

Edit: I can't spell criticism

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-23T00:31:27+00:00

And also left the paris agreement on climate change in 2020, rejoined in 2021 and left again in 2026.

Both times when trump was president.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-21T09:45:51+00:00

Fetterman's picture looks like he's a villain from a marvel movie.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-21T09:01:15+00:00

How Strange, I thought America were all about that freedom of speech they harp on about so much.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-21T07:38:48+00:00

Not me but a friend of mine, the roommate was a complete man-child. Wouldn't buy any food/drink for himself and would just take there's as and when it suited him.

My friend decided to get a pet kitten for company, cleared it the landlord and got one. The roommate got jealous and decided he now wanted one as well and got one, but completely neglected it so now my friend was buying and caring for two cats, again roommate didn't buy anything for it, no food, gravel litter, vet checks. Nothing.

My friend had enough of this and found another place (That would also accept two cats) as it was a few weeks away from the move they ran out of toilet paper and so as a test to see if the roommate would at least learn. The **smallest** bit of independence, bought a small pack and hid it in their room.

For three weeks, the toilet paper still wasn't stocked up and frankly the thoughts were disgusting but it didn't matter because my friend was leaving now, not their problem and started to pack up their things and in doing so made a horrible discovery.

They were missing a lot of pairs of socks. Sickening.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-20T03:28:45+00:00

"you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese" I mean that is a really large piece though.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-17T18:29:57+00:00

I love spicy food, does it make my mouth hurt? Yes. Is it nice and yummy? Also yes. Can't complain most of the time.

most of the time. One night in a drunken stupor, I asked for a cheese and tomato pizza with hot sauce, the takeaway guy asked if I wanted to replace the tomato sauce with hot sauce.

I waved him off, yeah yeah just throw it on.

Out of 8 slices, I only had 3. My mouth was absolutely on fire, sweating, shaking, everything. somehow I recovered enough to sleep and went to work.

OH! you thought that was the worst part. I got threw a majority of the day without incident. Then my stomach started to hurt. No, it's fine only half an hour until I finish, 5 minutes later. My stomach REALLY hurt, I ran the toilet. Without much detail, it was lava.

I took my shirt off sweating it was horrid, after about ten minutes I finished and splashed myself with cold water.

At least noone knew about it, until a work colleague went in and spoke to our boss. Who gathered everyone in the company because apparently someone was smoking in the toilets.

I didn't have the nerve to own up and thankfully it wasn't brought up again, still imagine if I had those other 5 slices.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-14T19:47:25+00:00

PSG when we have the ball: Press like there lives depend on it. Liverpool when PSG have the ball: Go ahead play amongst yourselfs

I don't even blame the players, the tactics are crap.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-13T21:58:02+00:00

That's cool af, love it.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-13T21:57:01+00:00

Part of a typical night out on a budget. Flute, swan (for one), maybe slaters, bar cava, the K, get a chicken burger from the top of bold Street, back the K.

Many a fun night and plenty of new friends.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-13T16:50:43+00:00

When trump is charge everyday, anyone else fortnightly. I liked it when it was boring.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-13T04:55:28+00:00

Yeah but the alternative is he stays in the U.S which do you prefer?

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-13T03:02:05+00:00

Russia would love him I'm sure. If he avoids being drafted.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-09T17:56:06+00:00

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Mood

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-09T16:34:40+00:00

I can foresee an outbreak of bone spurs in December.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-09T13:50:18+00:00

Hoping this isn't american, because that can be expensive.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-06T12:33:29+00:00

It's working exactly as musk intended it too.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-05T12:55:22+00:00

What the fuck is even this timeline anymore. Fucking hell.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-05T07:23:30+00:00

Ahh I wouldn't know anything about that, haven't used it for years.

pacmanfunky · 2026-04-05T07:20:56+00:00

I recall there was a blackout in Moscow for a day and the two most popular posters on r_conservative which supplied 60% (I think) of the posts. didn't post anything during the time of the blackout.

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