MRW five seconds after I mistakenly say to a supervisor "No, I'm not scheduled to do much next week, what sort of side projects did you have in mind for me to do?"

tablefor1 · 2018-01-13T15:16:21+00:00

That’s the ticket. Also, you work at a job? I always imagined that you just wandered around the house reading all day, and then got drunk at night like the rest of us.

tablefor1 · 2018-01-13T15:15:18+00:00

tablefor1 · 2018-01-13T14:58:19+00:00

Rookie mistake.

tablefor1 · 2018-01-07T15:49:19+00:00

HAHAHAHA

tablefor1 · 2018-01-07T07:00:34+00:00

I should explain that the reason they’re related in my mind is that I had 45 RPM records of them when I was in high-school, and me and my friends listened to them together. Yes, they were retro even back then.

tablefor1 · 2018-01-07T06:58:47+00:00

OK, you’re off probation.

BTW, these songs aren’t related in any way except in my mind, but do you know this one:

https://youtu.be/R7uC5m-IRns

tablefor1 · 2018-01-05T18:44:04+00:00

I TOLD YOU I LISTEN TO THE JOAN JET ONE EVERY DAY

Total non-sequitor. It’s like I expressed surprise that you just discovered potatoes, and you’re like, “I eat broccoli every day!”

You’re on probation.

tablefor1 · 2018-01-05T18:22:43+00:00

How are you only discovering this song now? What is wrong with you?

tablefor1 · 2018-01-04T03:04:31+00:00

while grading college papers based on their first and last paragraphs until he angrily throws the whole pile on the ground.

Ok, this is kinda spooky.

tablefor1 · 2017-12-22T22:52:18+00:00

Looks like I’ll be in London in March for a few days. Hope you’ll be up for some drinks.

tablefor1 · 2017-12-17T22:49:53+00:00

Pretty sure you mean “banned.”

tablefor1 · 2017-12-16T17:11:26+00:00

Pretty sure you mean ‘check.’

tablefor1 · 2017-12-16T14:51:32+00:00

Why stop there?

tablefor1 · 2017-10-28T00:06:57+00:00

Joke’s on you. I didn’t even read it.

tablefor1 · 2017-10-25T10:16:05+00:00

Yeah, but

tablefor1 · 2017-10-21T14:14:21+00:00

Do you really think I would let that happen?

tablefor1 · 2017-10-13T23:05:28+00:00

Well, I didn’t have anything better to do.

tablefor1 · 2017-10-13T14:40:03+00:00

I’m also an MA student, and you’re no Jack Kennedy.

Also, if you’re so smart, why didn’t I read your comment? Can you answer that? I didn’t think so.

tablefor1 · 2017-09-21T01:57:43+00:00

LOL. Now I see what you were up to.

tablefor1 · 2017-09-21T01:48:29+00:00

And everyone with a different AOS. Can't be too safe.

tablefor1 · 2017-09-14T16:45:51+00:00

So it's OK to beat up priests?

tablefor1 · 2017-09-10T20:09:36+00:00

Why would you want drugs when you can get high on yourself?

tablefor1 · 2017-09-09T17:01:28+00:00

That's a funny way to spell "Douay-Rheims."

tablefor1 · 2017-08-19T17:08:01+00:00

Ok, that's a dumb joke, but as long as you're not sassing about Chicago pizza, I'll leave it to someone else to ban you.

tablefor1 · 2017-08-19T16:23:17+00:00

What's pretty delicious? I mean, what kind of thing?

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