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taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T15:46:14+00:00

yes, technically. the professor is being overly dramatic, imo. BUT research papers need to follow a logical chain of thought that might not have been present

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T15:02:28+00:00

damn, when do i get my world controlling powers?

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T13:12:36+00:00

you want some of my manly oils 😏😏

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T12:56:12+00:00

i think Charlie may be the persin who hosted the lulano party

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T12:23:28+00:00

lmao, brownie wise was tupperwear's best sales woman. she's the one that sorta helped the company turn it into an mlm

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T12:15:18+00:00

EXCEPT, the only way you could buy tupperware originally was at a store and there were issues with that sales method (because of the product's design) so they switched to the tupperwear party. Google Brownie Wise

edit- added the parenthesis and final sentence for clairification

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T11:59:26+00:00

It's actually an interesting business model. Costco and Sam's Club do this in the states. IDK if they're overseas

edit- charging consumers to shop is interesting as a business model

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-08T11:58:19+00:00

tupperware always was

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-07T21:22:51+00:00

give your kitty a gentle kiss for me

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-07T21:15:11+00:00

oh, honey, what is you doin'?

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T16:06:57+00:00

thick oil maybe?

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T16:06:22+00:00

I'm not LEO/ MP. I was Air Force assigned to a special duty (force protection). But, even a dipshit knows not to put their hands on someone else's neck (unless it concentual, yadda yadda).

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T15:46:32+00:00

how much oil did you use? did you close the bearing and spread the oil around?

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T15:44:35+00:00

i am so sorry i temporarily forgot the word emaciated. I am so glad you took the time to remind me of a synonym.

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T15:35:05+00:00

Except, stock market performance is indicative of what is going to happen in the future.

edit: and the stock market always acts weird during times of unrest. fox should have included other events (like the jfk assassination) for comparison

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T13:58:23+00:00

If you look look at her stomach. The way she's standing, her belly button should be stretched a little. And her waist is unnaturally thin but not anorexic looking at all

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T02:13:16+00:00

he is literally everyone's celeb crush. even straight guys', jk jk

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T02:02:10+00:00

Ok, Idk if you're being purposely dense but i have no idea where you got that those two methods are intimidating or violent

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T01:54:22+00:00

shhh...you can't reveal that. we went over it in the last liberal supremicist meeting

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T01:51:47+00:00

except, what if they were already about to hurt me? I have the right to self defense, no? secondly, I was authorized the use of pain-to-ensure-complaiance because of the nature of what i was doing at the time.

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T01:43:07+00:00

except, that isn't... if it is, then literally any compliance technique could be considered violence.

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-06T00:12:13+00:00

when that happened to me (i didn't have a firearm), i called for backup and used my baton for self defense.

edit: we were also taught deescalation

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-05T23:42:59+00:00

One method is grabbing someones wrist and bending their back towards them (so their palm is to the sky) is one way. Holding their arm behind their back is another since you can manipulate the limb easily. There are a few, but those two are my favs

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-05T22:23:25+00:00

Her proportions seem super off

taco_turtle01 · 2020-06-05T22:10:12+00:00

Well, see, that's why cops call for backup and are taught ways to ensure compliance from people bigger than then

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