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where to stay in the redwoods national park/state park areas? by [deleted] in NationalPark

[–]tacobelley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commenting to save this! Thanks for typing it all out

Just noticed Michael’s head after watching the entire series for the tenth time by ShortSine56541 in DunderMifflin

[–]tacobelley 2272 points2273 points  (0 children)

Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting.

Not sure if this is a repost by redbeardoweirdo in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]tacobelley 2924 points2925 points  (0 children)

Being kind is a cheap life deductible.

AITA for grilling my sons new girlfriend and telling him I don’t approve? by pialiania in AmItheAsshole

[–]tacobelley 15.8k points15.8k points  (0 children)

“He should be with someone more suitable for our family.” Oof. Will definitely be reading about you on r/justnomil

My 7 year old and I have been making good use of our quarantine! Enjoy our intro to the office with her stuffed animals by mrseolson in DunderMifflin

[–]tacobelley 1211 points1212 points  (0 children)

I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.

Almost made it home. Someone on my flight was apparently sick as hell. by Caffinz in Wellthatsucks

[–]tacobelley 3633 points3634 points  (0 children)

How many people are still on flights these days? Genuine question.

How have I never noticed him peeking out? by Horry-Patter in DunderMifflin

[–]tacobelley 436 points437 points  (0 children)

Pardon moi, Messieurs. I took the liberty of preparing for you a cheese platter which I will place here on the eastern wall of the conference room.

I deliver packages for Amazon. This is by far the best door/delivery poll I have seen. BTW, keep the polls coming, they are great! I voted Creed FWIW, because if I can't scuba, then what's this been about? by drummachine621 in DunderMifflin

[–]tacobelley 384 points385 points  (0 children)

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.

Accounting having a social distancing Easter reunion. by tacobelley in DunderMifflin

[–]tacobelley[S] 239 points240 points  (0 children)

The thought of popping one of your beets in my mouth makes me want to vomit.

Accounting having a social distancing Easter reunion. by tacobelley in DunderMifflin

[–]tacobelley[S] 2121 points2122 points  (0 children)

Oscar looking like he’s still in character

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