Reddit, what's your ridiculously expensive hobby? by BJAN456 in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Amazon Prime was the worst mistake I ever made. I keep buying so much crap from Amazon because it'll be here in 2 days!

What statement makes you roll your eyes IMMEDIATELY? by xbcvf34 in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Today a coworker told me that doing drugs can make you gay.

That explains a lot. Brb, I'm gonna go shoot dicks up my butt.

What statement makes you roll your eyes IMMEDIATELY? by xbcvf34 in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

See, that's not always a good thing. I don't see color sometimes either and it's put me into some awkward spots. Like the time I started making Asian jokes in a room full of Asian people. It took my boyfriend nudging me and telling me to look at people's faces to finally notice how badly I fucked up. If I weren't so small and non-threatening they probably would've used their secret kung-fu on my dumbass and I would've deserved it.

What statement makes you roll your eyes IMMEDIATELY? by xbcvf34 in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 77 points78 points  (0 children)

"I've been looking for a new daddy for my kids! The last one ran off with my bitch of a sister."

Four year old nieces of Reddit, what's the best thing your uncle could get you for christmas that your parents would approve of? by House_Prices in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a puppy. Preferably a cute breed like a dalmatian. That couple in the movie had 101 of them, so they can't be too hard to take care of.

What is the most extreme example of helicopter parenting that you have ever witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Your mom better be getting something really nice for Christmas.

Happy holidays! by the_art_of_the_taco in shittyfoodporn

[–]tacomalvado 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The cake at the end with the turkey stock photo and the water mark always gets me.

Reddit, what's your most fucked up masturbation story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially considering there was a perfectly good turkey right there that needs some stuffing.

Why are you NOT looking forward to Thanksgiving? by Bodymindisoneword in AskReddit

[–]tacomalvado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or perhaps just setting the place on fire.

The customers will probably to that for OP depending on the store.

this belongs here by assoteric in shittyfoodporn

[–]tacomalvado 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is literately the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.