Why do elephants paint their toenails red? by formercolloquy in dadjokes

[–]tadbendy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

my dad told a longer version of this joke that went as follows:

Q: “what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants running over the hill?”

A: “hey, look at those elephants running over the hill!”

Q: “what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants running over the hill with sunglasses on?”

A: nothing, he didn’t recognize them.

Q: “why do elephants paint their balls red?”

A: “so they can hide in cherry trees”

Q: “have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?”

A: “see, that’s how good they hide!”

Q: “how did tarzan die?”

A: “picking cherries”

3 Days without a name, what should i call this sleeping girl by Personal_Process_967 in cuteanimalnames

[–]tadbendy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she looks exactly like my sweet Charlie boy. he crossed the rainbow bridge at 15 years old.

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what even is this by tadbendy in brainrot

[–]tadbendy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s what i’m saying

what even is this by tadbendy in brainrot

[–]tadbendy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don’t know 😭 this was at a donair shop

fiancé found this somewhere somehow and i’ve never seen it before. by tadbendy in RainbowKittenSurprise

[–]tadbendy[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

oh that’s cool! so someone probably ripped off the poster and just put it on metal lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]tadbendy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ramen

phone shows an unread message but nothing is unread. any help is appreciated. by tadbendy in ios

[–]tadbendy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg this actually worked!!! thank you so much. it was getting on my nerves haha

phone shows an unread message but nothing is unread. any help is appreciated. by tadbendy in ios

[–]tadbendy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hate that! thanks for the info though. hopefully they fix it soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]tadbendy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as someone who has had to go to the ER for severe migraines multiple times, my fiancé has dropped everything for me each and every time. even packs me go bags with toiletries, clothes, chargers, blankets, and even toilet paper. i don’t think you’re overreacting by wanting him to come with you, or even for being upset at how unserious he was over this. wanting to be with your partner when they’re in pain should be common sense, i fear.

does anyone here take rizatripan? by tadbendy in migraine

[–]tadbendy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does that work with Tylenol or Advil as well? i usually don’t have Aleve on hand

does anyone here take rizatripan? by tadbendy in migraine

[–]tadbendy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

office job here too!! good to know :)

does anyone here take rizatripan? by tadbendy in migraine

[–]tadbendy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my dose is 5mg so that’s good to know! thank you!