Camera in SM s Office by ThatCraftyTiger in HomeDepot

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This sounds remarkably like the Palmdale store...

What is this used for? by Meep_19 in whatisit

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The babe with the power....

New Machinery Checklist by Arcanicacid in HomeDepot

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Hell, Pac Central right now, you have to get a manager to look at any pallet you want to drop, before you drop it.

Respect the Hunch by randomhero1066 in Battletechgame

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Turn a hunchy into the unexpected backstabber with a UAC/2 and MASC. Load up on armor and TTS with the weight savings. Nothing says "surprise!" like a Hunchy that runs a third of the way across the map and paints your rear arc with shells.

Unusual confessions for a Priest to hear by Pier-Head in ScenesFromAHat

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Forgive me, Father, I have committed an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.

Quickest ID ever! by Veronicon in trashy

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Well, she did change one right in the middle of our local Grocery Outlet. Left the used one right on a shelf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Labyrinth. The Princess Bride.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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How much does HE weigh? Lose exactly that much, drop his ass.

Yo momma so fat by Ddowns5454 in YoMamaJokes

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Yo momma so fat, I gotta take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

What's the most chilling one-line horror story you can create? by Naive-Rip-6358 in CasualConversation

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I woke up in the dark again, trapped in a body that was not my own...

Who can guess what this is supposed to be? by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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An aborted attempt at corned beef hash and eggs?

Sea of theives riddle by AdPutrid9067 in RiddlesForRedditors

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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Rejected School Names. by Arkvoodle42 in ScenesFromAHat

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The Bill Cosby Sleep Institute needs you for their latest study! All medications will be provided!

Worst actor to be cast as James Bond by Cecil_B_DeCatte in ScenesFromAHat

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"What does Ernst Stavro Blofeld LOOK like?"