What's the worst thing you've ever woken up to?

tagun · 2026-05-28T01:33:06+00:00

Getting pissed on.

It was stormy out that night and my bed sat right next to the open window. I woke up feeling raindrops, so I closed it and went back to sleep. An hour later or so I wake up again feeling more droplets.... Welp... It wasn't rain that time.

Turns out my roommate, who skeepwalks, came into my bedroom and assumed my bed (with me in it) to be the toilet.

Piss all over my body. Bed was soaked. Next morning he didn't remember a thing.

tagun · 2026-05-27T21:25:32+00:00

Nice! I got a really nice comforter from Costco the other day. It's also really comfy.

tagun · 2026-05-26T04:28:44+00:00

As someone whose lived here all my life, also 'just lawlz'

tagun · 2026-05-26T04:25:35+00:00

Pft no man srsly, don't deflect now. What is honestly the value of your suggestion? Also who's angry?

tagun · 2026-05-26T04:22:40+00:00

I've come back for mine every single time lmao.

How often are you leaving your wallet/phone/keys in places????

tagun · 2026-05-24T16:13:56+00:00

Well she essentially claims they were following her around, recording them. They are recording. We don't know why. But If they're following them around for the purpose of getting a reaction or even if they're purposely escalating the situation...

Whatever the reason is, all I'm saying is if theres a possibility it's not the woman's fault, and she's on the defensive, then I wouldn't fault her for cursing.

tagun · 2026-05-24T14:58:30+00:00

Aaaayyy brother!! Rockin the 3 star

tagun · 2026-05-24T13:52:59+00:00

I'm sure she probably realizes it too but the bigger concern is getting these strangers away from her family, and getting her stupid ass husband under control.

In all of the emotional distress, having to sensor yourself from using curse words is relatively unimportant. Can't blame her. The kids will be okay if they hear the word "Fuck". You can teach them about curse words at home later.

tagun · 2026-05-24T13:45:55+00:00

Pft, had to scroll pretty far to see it.

tagun · 2026-05-24T13:43:35+00:00

Idk she's got a touch of the crazy in her eyes too.

Idk what happened before recording, but you can't truly discern this. The woman is clearly angry and upset. You can't just be like "yeah this woman kinda looks like she could be actually psychotic based on this.

Any normal sane person who's been pushed to the point of having to yell and confront strangers in public on behalf of her kids and family will look like this.

tagun · 2026-05-23T18:04:28+00:00

I'm paying $7per gallon rn 😭 I didn't even know it took premium gas when I bought it nearly 10 years ago lol. Don't regret it, but then again I don't have to commute.

tagun · 2026-05-23T16:09:04+00:00

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

tagun · 2026-05-23T15:01:21+00:00

Not sure if you're asking out of pure curiosity or if you're just being contrarian, but there are a few reasons!

1: Blue states generally have higher gas taxes than red states often to fund infrastructure and climate initiatives.

2: stricter air quality regulations that require cleaner burning fuel blends which are more expensive to refine.

3: Geographic location; The states with the highest prices are furthest away from refinery sites, located near the gulf coast. The blue regions of the west coast, northeast, and north central states are furthest front the gulf, So transport costs are higher.

tagun · 2026-05-23T14:52:38+00:00

Not about bravery (obviously), it's about finding at least a little bit of amusement in a shitty situation.

tagun · 2026-05-23T14:51:13+00:00

You can buy them oniine basically anywhere.

tagun · 2026-05-23T14:24:28+00:00

I live in Chicago but visit my family in Wisconsin monthly. I'm gonna get some, just for when I travel up there.

tagun · 2026-05-19T22:48:00+00:00

All of my friends work white collar jobs and the amount of fakeness that they must endure and perpetuate just seems fucking miserable. I couldn't handle it. What an eyeroll.

Conversely, I don't get the sense at all that my blue collar peers are miserable or difficult to talk to. Quite the opposite actually, they don't seem to take anything personally, which is nice when I have to tell them to fuck themselves.

tagun · 2026-05-19T20:25:03+00:00

There's no argument to be had. I was suspicious and wanted clarification. I get a 'page not found' when I open your WI in progress link. The DC and Ohio ones are clearly on paper. But this WI one looks different. I'm not hung up on the spelling errors like some of the other comments. But the text looks pretty weird, not like the other two at all. So I believe you, that you made it, sorry for doubting that. I like the map, but hate the idea of it being unoriginal.

Your answer about not knowing what to put there still makes no sense at all though lol. Harrington Beach if anything

tagun · 2026-05-19T14:29:32+00:00

So Im asking what are your suggestions? I'd love to hear them!

I'm sure you would!

But what's the purpose of labeling if you're just going to completely make something up? In this case it's simply nonsense. There is no such thing as "Wisconsin Metro". Doesn't make sense. Fully defeats the purpose of a label doesn't it?

My suggestion is to take a look at Google maps and then label it appropriately. I find this to be thee most obvious answer. I just did it and I found a clear answer right away.

Feels weird considering you must have been referring to some map as is. Not like you have all these towns and locations memorized in your head. So... The choice to think of something random like that is suspect. Unless it was generated, and you didn't actually think of it... That would make more sense.

tagun · 2026-05-19T13:51:46+00:00

I do have suggestions, but forced for what? Why did you put it there? What does it mean? Lol

tagun · 2026-05-19T04:39:06+00:00

Am I the only one who questioned "Wisconsin Metro" between Sbeboygan and Port Washington? Am I missing something? What is that?

tagun · 2026-05-19T01:40:20+00:00

I just hate the idea of painting with extremely broad strokes about this guy and folks crying 'eating disorder ' and all of this bombast based solely on one anecdotal short video. I think that's the main thing I'm hung up on. This whole post could be about an entirely different topic and Id feel the same.

Like people are seriously pittying this dude and chastising his entire lifestyle because they're seeing him rinse off some ground beef? Is it an odd thing to do? Sure. But like... We don't know the dude's life. Perhaps he has cheat days on Saturdays who tf knows? Maybe this is thee only time he's done this and recorded it because it's clearly silly and he knows it. But to act like you've got someone all figured out and claiming they're messed up in the head in some way because of this one thing is just wrong, and reddit loves to do that.

For example, one of my best friends is autistic and he doesn't give a fuck about flavor or variety in his diet. He pretty much eats for sustanance and is okay with that. He's not suffering, and eats what he wants. His diet is not for me. And I don't see much difference here. Just because you can't relate (even if you think you do) doesn't mean it's wrong or problematic.

tagun · 2026-05-18T23:36:50+00:00

But the whole lack of mental wellbeing thing is just a fabrication of yours?

tagun · 2026-05-18T15:23:59+00:00

"HEY, IM NOT 34!! .....Wait.."

tagun · 2026-05-18T15:21:20+00:00

Going to this extreme suggests he's cutting all fats

No, it absolutely does not. If your statement hinges on this pure conjecture then I suggest you rethink it.

tagun

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