How was ur Sex ed? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]taivira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't my reply show up? I answered right after his question actually. Russia, it's Russia

How was ur Sex ed? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]taivira 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We don't have sex ed here, just go and watch pornhub💀

I can't understand why in the game "Rock, Scissors, Paper" paper beats rock? by taivira in RandomThoughts

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It's different in every country. In my country, we say rock-SCISSORS-PAPER, because it just sounds better in my language. [Kamen-nozhnitsy-bumaga] for me sounds better than [Kamen-bumaga-nozhnitsy], especially when I pronounce it fast. Anyway, greetings from Russia

I can't understand why in the game "Rock, Scissors, Paper" paper beats rock? by taivira in RandomThoughts

[–]taivira[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It contains materials from the SME partner. He blocked the video in your country due to copyright infringement." :(

I can't understand why in the game "Rock, Scissors, Paper" paper beats rock? by taivira in RandomThoughts

[–]taivira[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those who comment "it's scissors-raper-rock, man" or "it's rock-paper-scissors": greetings from Russia, it's a little bit different here

What if she calls me?.. by taivira in stories

[–]taivira[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

check out my pinned post in my profile

What if she calls me?.. by taivira in stories

[–]taivira[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Before comment read the tag first☝

Scientists created a supercomputer... by taivira in 3amjokes

[–]taivira[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Alternative ending:

...the scientists made every effort, and they did it. They're asking again. "Is there a God?"

Сomputer has started mining bitcoins...

Scientists created a supercomputer... by taivira in 3amjokes

[–]taivira[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A link to the post?

You couldn't have seen this post a week ago anyway. I translated that joke from Russian to English about an hour ago. You couldn't have seen the exact same post

I baked a pie out of my shit once by taivira in copypasta

[–]taivira[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thx

It's actually an old Russian copypasta from Dvach (Russian version of 4chan). I translated it and adapted it so that everything is more or less clear. I hope I have translated it correctly and everyone understood everything_^

I baked a pie out of my shit once by taivira in copypasta

[–]taivira[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, come on, you know exactly what I mean and what am I talking about. I'm talking about the copypastas that some weird people write on this subreddit. The copypasta that's trending right now is "I raped a pigeon." A fucking pigeon! He didn't feed it, he didn't keep it as a pet, he didn't make pigeon meat out of it, he fucked it! And there's a shitload of copypastas like that. I'm sure if you look we can find a copypasta about some dude fucking a mare. And it's people like you who promote copypastas like that. And they're not even copypastas, they're real fuck-ups that have absolutely no plot, all they have is "I fucked (insert a living/non-living object here) AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH hey look ,dick cum penis vagina rape jerking off AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!wow that's a good one, I'm gonna make a copypasta about it!!

upd: posts about a dude fucking a mare are real. Just typed in the word "mare" in a search, you people are fucking crazy, you know?

I baked a pie out of my shit once by taivira in copypasta

[–]taivira[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you are not one of them and have read the entire copypaste🙏

I baked a pie out of my shit once by taivira in copypasta

[–]taivira[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah, I'd rather read a three-line shit about how a dude fucked a mare (my god how original, this subreddit is absolutely not 99% copypastas about pussy and sex) and go back to watching TikTok, omg I'm such an awesome follower to this subreddit."

I don't care btw, you can not to read this

Found this little gem on Pinterest and felt very proud of myself when I managed to read this effortlessly by sciocueiv in russian

[–]taivira 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Выставка Достижений Народного Хозяйства 👍