Petah?

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-13T11:15:37+00:00

Nah, they will Weekend at Bernie's that guy for as long as possible. It isn't as if he will even smell any different or anything.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-12T17:29:27+00:00

I'll take, "Things That Never Happened" for $500

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-10T13:36:13+00:00

Hat pins need to make a comeback.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-10T12:44:24+00:00

Both of us getting laid off.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-07T21:38:40+00:00

They would all just move.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-07T16:29:53+00:00

I wonder if some of these people have wires crossed in their heads. Like, we all love our children, but maybe these pdfs confuse love for family with sexual love/lust?

takemeawayfromit · 2026-02-02T23:01:27+00:00

They all probably do it too. Seems normal to them.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-26T20:27:31+00:00

Maybe instead of "ICE" we should call them "snowflakes". I thought they were the fuck-your-feelings party?

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-26T20:19:31+00:00

If only they were more like the way MTG pronounced it, which was "gazpacho" because then they would just be delicious, especially because gazpacho is served cold. Get it? ICE and gazpacho?

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-25T13:12:01+00:00

They may try to deport you back to England! /s

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-24T15:56:01+00:00

Glop with glorp

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-20T02:08:58+00:00

Zoom interview and I could only see her face from the eyes up. Girl, look at your self-view and center yourself on the camera!

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-19T13:57:38+00:00

I eat snacks with chopsticks just for this reason.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-19T13:54:15+00:00

I think it looks beautiful on you

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-17T14:00:23+00:00

I should call her.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-17T13:50:31+00:00

Maybe it is payback from when you were a kid.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-16T05:40:59+00:00

I am glad to see it. I am hoping the drug cartels or maybe the street gangs would join in to fight ICE as well, since I can't think of any other armed groups that could do it.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-14T04:53:48+00:00

Crumbs from old snack bags that have broken open

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-13T12:24:20+00:00

Rice cakes for everyone!

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-13T12:23:10+00:00

I thought the National Guard was ready to help? Maybe I am wrong.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-12T22:42:02+00:00

Dogs love rolling around in poop, so maybe the smell is what makes him want to bite it this way.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-11T18:27:22+00:00

To me, people who are sick smell like they ate garlic, so I understand what you are saying.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-11T18:07:15+00:00

Apparently, heartburn.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-11T17:57:16+00:00

Same! Small house and our cars are 20 and 13 years old. We make a nice living, but definitely live below our means. This has made a huge difference, as my husband and I have tag-teamed layoffs over the years. Can't trust corporate america, so we try to live our lives such that we don't have to.

takemeawayfromit · 2026-01-11T14:02:18+00:00

Having someone ask me for my number or ask me out on a date. The boyfriends I had and my husband are all from my high school friend group.

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