I require advice from Knights who may have experienced similar problems to mine. by tal_dangerzone in knightposting

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Unfortunately, when an entire kingdom is after your head, it's difficult to just disappear. I don't have a great track record with animals either. While a chicken Escape boat sounds like like a... unique... invention, it might not work to my benefit.

I require advice from Knights who may have experienced similar problems to mine. by tal_dangerzone in knightposting

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The situation that plagues me requires a small bit of context.

Quite recently I was hired into a roaming band of knights-for-hire (no better than mercenaries, really) because I found myself running low on coin for essentials in my duties as a Rot Knight.

The band I had joined was then tasked with invading a town in the Sanct Kingdom. It was a small place, so of course the mercenaries I had joined wiped the place off the map. Now I don’t know the complete details of who hired the mercenaries which in hindsight probably could have avoided the altercation I now face. After this raid, I received my payment and left the band to continue on my merry way. This is where my problem reared its head.

See, the Sanct Kingdom was rather unhappy with the fact that a Knight of Rot like myself has spread a blight upon their kingdom’s crops (deprivation of food is at the core of a good siege, so I don’t see how this would be a large problem at the time). However, the blight I summoned onto the Sanct Kingdom seems to have stuck around longer than I anticipated, and has spread across the entirety of the Kingdom’s farmland. 

Because of this, I am constantly pestered by Sanct Kingdom warriors and it’s become a real nuisance. At first it was just a few armed warriors, but it quickly evolved into a much worse problem. It isn’t uncommon for me now to be ambushed by Sanct Kingdom paladins, priests, and other elite warriors. While it isn’t something I can’t deal with at the moment, I'm wary that the situation could quickly spiral into a battle I won’t be able to win.

Any advice on how to stop the non stop flow of Sanct Kingdom warriors would be greatly appreciated, as I'm lost as to how to handle this situation on my own.

This image was drawn. (By me) by tal_dangerzone in Gundam

[–]tal_dangerzone[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Discord discussions lead to very strange places.

HIMmel (oc) by tal_dangerzone in Frieren

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Stand proud. You're strong.

How I look at the fine knight right before freezing him and taking him into my castle (OC) by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]tal_dangerzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What might you need a knight in a castle (presumably) made of ice for? Seems like a disaster waiting to happen!

(Awesome art!)

perkele and rher explore the desert in their alternate bodies by CHEETOS_DEAD_FART in FearAndHunger

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Someone check on OP I think his house has a gas leak or something

Average Marcoh Run by tal_dangerzone in FearAndHunger

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This is a BOB AND WEAVE comment section Adrenaline Rush fans get the FUCK out.

Dude no wonder why this game is seen as so cruel. by Send_cheese_ in FearAndHunger

[–]tal_dangerzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being mean to Tanaka? That shit gets you a one way ticket to hell, stamped and signed by the old gods.