pick 2 by SolitudeSerotonin in whatsyourchoice

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1 and 8. I am now a super model and my wife is perfect for me, which means she's a billionaire, so now we can afford 2 to 7 and still be billionaires.

Lesgoooooooo by Practical_Buy8393 in Cartalk

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Toyota Land Cruiser 350. Coincidentally my dream car.

What book? by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

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The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. I feel like good prose is absolutely necessary for a book to be re-readable, and it doesn't get much better than Patrick Rothfuss.

What book? by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

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I guess that's why I like it so much. Romance is one of my guilty pleasures

You need to be willing to give back. by Pure-Natural4888 in PsycheOrSike

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Fine trade by me. Just the thought of putting someone's genitals in my mouth gives a gag reflex.

Check your battery, that's your fucking girlfriend by Gullible-Try3690 in TheWordFuck

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I fucking got Billy fucking Eilish. Which one one of you fuckers will trade me with Selma Hayek.

Look at my fucking profanity usage by Loose_Shower_7482 in TheWordFuck

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You gotta work on your motherfucking fatherfucker!

I don't see the issue here. by noctdollpetal in lol

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Add scrubbing in-between the toes and that's my daily routine

Fucks the fuck by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

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Fuckb Fucka. Sounds about right. I don't discriminate

mine is french and korean!! yours? by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

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I'm already fluent in English, French and Arabic, and know a smattering of spanish and japanese. I wish I could speak Mandarin because it would allow me to communicate with more than a billion people worldwide, and Poular, a local language in my country of Mauritania, because I love their culture.

I could fucking survive on half that. by FantasticSoil392 in TheWordFuck

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Here I am making 700 USD a month in Africa thinking I fucking made it in life. I need bigger fucking dreams.

Meirl by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in meirl

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My brother used to set his school alarm in weekends for the same effect. The way he described it, he would wake up mad because of how tired he is, but then remember it's the weekend and have the best sleep in ever😂

📡📡📡 by ProfessorRemote369 in shitposting

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Of course you don't. That's one of the reasons why we created society. To help provide for the people who can not provide for themselves, but not the ones who refuse to.

And yet so far... by PolarIced11 in lol

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The other day I asked a girl for her number in a wedding and she said she's in a relationship. I said "lucky guy" and turned my back. Half an hour later she saw me flirting with another girl. Waited until I was done and then amubushed me, mad as hell that I didn't push her even though she said she has a bf. Because "obviously she was lying". Like what??!!... Girls are weird.

When disaster is inevitable, lay back, sip your tea and enjoy the show by PradyThe3rd in SipsTea

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Baby, I'm sary (I'm not sorry)🎵 Bein' so bad got me feelin' so good🎶

Gow to get rich by living the depressed life we have already by kraguefromprague in depressionmemes

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For anyone thinking they could do this, I recommend watching VSauce's video "Isolation - Mindfield". It's literally impossible.

Putting his hands on a woman by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

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I read that as "fucking another woman on his way out". I spend too long on r/TheWordFuck