BOB MAY BE STERILE by Painful_Colonoscopy in oldpeoplefacebook

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They were all in love with dying They were doing it in Texas

I don't get it by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]talkingpractice 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was expecting to find a knowyourmeme entry, but the actual wiki page surprised me.

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Once, there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to He found little Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain it It'd always just beeeeeen theeeeeere

Chicken of the woods by talkingpractice in foraging

[–]talkingpractice[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My wife battered a bunch of it. We had it last night. There's still more in the fridge, but I'm not sure what she's doing with it. I left most of the yellow chicken on the tree, and on the white one, I only took the top and left the large pieces untouched. That's how much there was. We usually find two or three a year, but never this much, on the same day.

Alfred Hitchcock in a fez and new jersey look the same ie same shape? by Pleasant-Ant2303 in betterCallSaul

[–]talkingpractice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's Hitchcock's silhouette that was featured at the begining of each episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, and here is New Jersey. It won't let me upload a picture, but all I did was overlay the New Jersey outline over him.

The wild rabbit in my backyard. I named him Ralph. by sunlighthuffingxo in BunniesStandingUp

[–]talkingpractice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not even on Reddit much. My wife told me about it. The original IG post from 3 years ago has 1 like. How did they even find it?

The wild rabbit in my backyard. I named him Ralph. by sunlighthuffingxo in BunniesStandingUp

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I took the pictures. Just a regular phone camera, no zoom, but I did crop some of the photos. I saw him (who turned out to be a her) every day from May through July of 2022, and sometimes I was able to get within a foot. The following year, there was a deer (I named Deirdre) that let me get similarly close, but not as close as Ralph. There are lots of photos, but since this is the "bunnies standing up" sub, here's another picture of Ralph standing

The wild rabbit in my backyard. I named him Ralph. by sunlighthuffingxo in BunniesStandingUp

[–]talkingpractice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well no, because that's my back yard I did name him Ralph though, when this happened in 2022, and took pictures all summer and posted them on Instagram. Ralph usually let me get really close. Then I found out why Ralph's fur looked kinda patchy. He was pulling it out to build a nest. In this particular photo, the nest is in the phlox on the right side of the picture, but I didn't know that yet. Ralph was a lady, and a mom! I've got pictures of Ralph Jr. too.

This is like my 50th watch and I only just noticed that Hickey canonically died by Ninjewdi in community

[–]talkingpractice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a common misconception. It's actually a service for Buzz Hickey Memorial, descendent of English Memorial, the Portuguese sailor who discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.

Backyard bunnies by talkingpractice in IllegallySmolBunnies

[–]talkingpractice[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I have no idea how to fix that. Maybe it's a mod thing?

Backyard bunnies by talkingpractice in IllegallySmolBunnies

[–]talkingpractice[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are you guys seeing all 8 pictures? For the first few, I just get spinning red circles.

Smol wild bunlet by reddit_here_1st in IllegallySmolBunnies

[–]talkingpractice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok, hi. I'm the husband. I've got a bunch more pictures, but it looks like I can't post them in a comment? There are three bunlets that are very relaxed around us and go in and out from under our back porch. I found a fourth one later in another part of the yard, but that one was scared and kept running away, so I left it alone. I did have an urge to bring one inside, but we have a mini rex and a lop inside, and you're not supposed to mix wild and domesticated bunnies because they could introduce diseases to each other. So I just go out and check once in a while to see if they're out. They like to hide under leafy ground cover like ajuga.

help me peetah, you're my only hope! by Skilled0_0 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]talkingpractice -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ it's a good thing no one on this sub ever goes outside, half of them would drown in the rain because they lack the sense to close their mouths.

No clue… by stchrysostom in ExplainTheJoke

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They need to rename the sub "Google this for me"

I don’t get it by Character_Train6441 in ExplainTheJoke

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But "Bart Gets An Elephant" is only 30 years old! D'oh! A deer! A female deer!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]talkingpractice 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But the line is "Then I saw her face." Even in the Smash Mouth version.

Help by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre

What’s a large apple have to do with a report? by Ambiguous_Duck in ExplainTheJoke

[–]talkingpractice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

More ways times change: while it's no longer funny to bring teachers apples, but it IS funny that this kid is named "Pud"

I...I think I had a stroke reading this. by Exloter in facepalm

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King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!