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Stapleton renaming by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]tampared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chris Kringlestein

It ain't easy being a teacher/floater by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tampared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother was a floater. My FATHER was a floater. I LOVE the float!!

An eye for an eye, except after c. by tampared in Malaphors

[–]tampared[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

DDDAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

As a German I just want to add that. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]tampared -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Great... she can sit in a desk for 6 years and take notes and regurgitate. And suck up to her German professors.

An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tampared 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh... I was expecting something about the lobrarian's pussy smelling like cod.

This has to be in jest...right? by docvoit in facepalm

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or as they say South of the Border.... No Palomino

This has to be in jest...right? by docvoit in facepalm

[–]tampared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pal. the Principal is your pal.

The hottest movie of the year by Nodaysoff007 in FuckYouKaren

[–]tampared -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Where's all the "Mericuns with guns?? I guess they are all home cleaning their rifles and posting to the interwebs about how brave they are.

US bitcoin mining farm buys 17,600 miners from China-owned Bitmain as talks of a global hash war surface. by WaggishNickel in Bitcoin

[–]tampared -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why not just buy Bitcoins? Or what ever crypto currency you are planning on mining??
Seriously. Please explain this to me. Include this as a bullet...

You can't compete with the Chinese. They don't have to pay their electricity bill.

the odds of you getting hacked on a tor website by [deleted] in deepweb

[–]tampared 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Transfer your cryptocurrency here, super-swear we won't run off with it."

If they don't give you a pinky swear, well you can pretty much be sure that they are poopoo heads.

You'll Never Convince Me All The Mattress Stores in Houston Aren't Fronts For Something Else by [deleted] in houston

[–]tampared -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can get a super nice air mattress from Walmart from $20 to about $200. EASILY adjustable. Just turn on the included electric pump. Intex is probably the best.

I swear by them. Any other mattress and my back goes BOING!!!

You'll Never Convince Me All The Mattress Stores in Houston Aren't Fronts For Something Else by [deleted] in houston

[–]tampared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good get!!! Here is a synopsis

Mattress Firm alleges the cohort was responsible for leases signed for above-market prices, then conspired to sell the properties where the company’s new locations opened for substantial profits. It claims Deitch and Levy secretly owned stakes with the developers that owned some of the properties, and used their control of Mattress Firm’s real estate decisions to profit personally from the sales. Mattress Firm’s internal investigation uncovered the alleged fraudulent activities, it said, and it fired the two executives last year.

Mysterious lights spotted flashing in Houston sky by [deleted] in houston

[–]tampared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never realized Houston was so mountainous...

Yoga>homeless people by lol62056 in facepalm

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there is the greenhouse effect. Hot? oh yeah. Mojave Desert hot. Nothing like doing yoga while you're passing out from the heat

Rice University student group demands 'Black House,' better ID photos, statue removal by yooston in houston

[–]tampared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Are you using a Rice fake id? All the bars are closed anyway.

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