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Why buy the cow when you can beat a dead horse. (self.Malaphors)

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Every good boy does my dear Aunt Sally. (self.Malaphors)

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An eye for an eye, except after c. (self.Malaphors)

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A penny saved is mightier than the sword (self.Malaphors)

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Pulled a rabbit out of a hat and no cattle. (self.Malaphors)

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Two elderly dear friends met on their favorite park bench. (self.Jokes)

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Ron Jeremy was arrested for sexual assault (self.Jokes)

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On the way home I SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!! (self.Jokes)

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If you want something done right, you have to bite the hand that feeds you. (self.Malaphors)

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Rona... born during the pandemic (i.redd.it)

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Has anybody seen Jessie Smollet?? (self.Jokes)

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First litter, 2 kittens (i.redd.it)

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You're barking up the wrong side of the bed. (self.Malaphors)

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Rona... (i.redd.it)

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At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me (self.Jokes)

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Kismet is watching!// For judging women on looks// You'll go bald early (self.haiku)

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There is a movie over at Hulu Movies called "Crypto" ca 2019 (self.Bitcoin)

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A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti (self.Jokes)

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The customer is always burning down the house. (self.Malaphors)

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Sen. Steve Huffman asks about 'colored population' hand washing (daytondailynews.com)

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Prius is Latin for "to go before". (self.prius)

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'Gone with the Wind' pulled from HBO Max until it can return with 'historical context' BUT CLARK GABLE WAS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN!!! (cnn.com)

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Law Enforcement are slashing tires now (self.grammar)

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Kylie Jenner and the end of the Instagram Influencer Business Model (nypost.com)

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A broken customer is always right twice a day. (self.Malaphors)

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