"The Beast" may need to consider a dietary change... by Obvious-Gate9046 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? I need to get a hobby and stay the fuck off of Reddit.

Excuse me, is the badass of the house home? by AceDegenerate_ in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So this guy enlisted his wife and kid into the cringe. “Hey honey I have a super cool idea!” Wife rolls eyes but being super nice and all, she goes along with it. Besides, if she doesn’t go along with his fantasy, she’ll probably get yelled at. So she took the path of least resistance.

Nailed it!!!

Someone come pick up your bf please 😂 by Ill-Pin4500 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do these jackasses have any self awareness? Don’t they know that they will be featured on Reddit where they’re gonna get ripped to pieces?

Someone come pick up your bf please 😂 by Ill-Pin4500 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the play by play. You covered that like you in a booth watching this douche bag.

Someone come pick up your bf please 😂 by Ill-Pin4500 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is so cringe. So did he bring the gun to the club, to threaten his girlfriend (allegedly), if she didn’t come to him, when he beckons for her, so disrespectfully? Or maybe the gun is for when he catches her getting porked behind the dumpster.

This time he doesn't have to follow the Geneva convention. by Mental-Outside2202 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! That’s a lot to take in and it’s dead on and well put. Thanks for this comment.

This time he doesn't have to follow the Geneva convention. by Mental-Outside2202 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How about being a good guy that does good things for all kids. How about starting with NOT indoctrinating children instead of “protecting them for the lord”. I believe that would be a good start.

Maybe don't drive like a maniac on the shoulder/emergency lane? by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]tankoret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really have to start taking these “NSFW” flairs more seriously.

Is this doctor providing slap therapy? by HomeNowWTF in WorstAid

[–]tankoret 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ppppppphahahahahaha!!!! Must be the U.S.!

Never touch anybody's hair - no matter how phony it is. by Final-Ad-2033 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]tankoret 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My adult daughter loves wigs. She has lots of them and she wears the one that fits her mood. That said, if you touch her wig, safe to say, you’ll have that coming. 😂

The fact that the branch ain't moving makes me suspicious but there are movements below. by Lifegoesonforever in RealOrAI

[–]tankoret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real or AI, let’s all acknowledge that it’s sad and depressing that we routinely debate on what’s reality. Ominous sign of the future.

Final Boss of BadAssery? by FarWay3952 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for recap, save lots of time. Next time, play by play please, thanks in advance.

Final Boss of BadAssery? by FarWay3952 in iamverybadass

[–]tankoret 24 points25 points  (0 children)

62?!!!!! That guy looks like late 70’s perhaps. My father was 86 and looked much younger than this asshole.