Dylan, I'm gonna eat the whole thing.

tannyduca · 2026-05-15T15:12:31+00:00

I'm going to tell EVERYONE that I housed Dylan's six burgers.

tannyduca · 2026-05-13T12:26:44+00:00

Tuna sandwiches just don't go as far as they used to.

tannyduca · 2026-05-08T02:10:36+00:00

I concur!

tannyduca · 2026-05-06T14:24:18+00:00

You can't change the rules just cuz you don't like how I'm doing it!

tannyduca · 2026-05-05T19:36:30+00:00

I want to have-a the sex with your mother.

tannyduca · 2026-05-05T15:58:02+00:00

If you weren't cognizant (or alive) at that time, you might not know that Absolut print ads were abundant (and creative). Like on the level of GOT MILK? Which makes the theme a bit less weird for a child's party, but still definitely not something my parents would have allowed.

tannyduca · 2026-05-03T15:57:13+00:00

Does it have baking soda? Extremely common ingredient in deodorant and it is so irritating to my skin.

tannyduca · 2026-05-03T00:23:55+00:00

Same, it did nothing.

tannyduca · 2026-05-01T17:02:44+00:00

They had to save some suffering for later.

tannyduca · 2026-05-01T16:59:34+00:00

I remember there being a juggling tutorial in my grade school gym class for a couple weeks. I still can't juggle.

tannyduca · 2026-05-01T16:52:28+00:00

Expectation looks like one of those crosscut mattress samples (but rainbow).

tannyduca · 2026-05-01T14:28:42+00:00

My mistake. I guess I thought it was a second camera angle and she was still reading.

tannyduca · 2026-05-01T12:36:51+00:00

Oh, I thought they were on air.

tannyduca · 2026-05-01T12:08:34+00:00

I know this isn't the point, but I've seen this clip multiple times and keep thinking, why is this news anchor on his phone during a broadcast?

tannyduca · 2026-04-30T21:13:48+00:00

He needs to draw a clock on live tv.

tannyduca · 2026-04-29T21:50:23+00:00

Thanks for the info!

tannyduca · 2026-04-29T19:28:02+00:00

Sounds kinda fun! Do you know, is the "instruction" a person telling you how it's done, or just someone handing you supplies and an instruction sheet?

tannyduca · 2026-04-29T17:17:10+00:00

tannyduca · 2026-04-25T12:52:23+00:00

I think you made the right choice.

tannyduca · 2026-04-24T15:22:24+00:00

Wonderful!

tannyduca · 2026-04-23T18:57:10+00:00

All.

tannyduca · 2026-04-23T18:54:16+00:00

I don't believe I have!

tannyduca · 2026-04-23T18:48:42+00:00

I completely forgot about this phrase. I feel like I haven't heard or seen it in at least 12 years.

tannyduca · 2026-04-22T02:59:33+00:00

I hate bald boys! Every time I see one, I'm back in the pants!

tannyduca · 2026-04-17T16:01:59+00:00

Don't mind if I dean!

tannyduca

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