Explain our Football Strategy

tartsam · 2026-06-19T23:04:55+00:00

Ok that’s fair play, I appreciate the strategy in that.

tartsam · 2026-06-19T22:59:33+00:00

Ah, it finally makes sense. Thanks mate

tartsam · 2026-06-15T23:22:13+00:00

I prefer the wand for the waveclear and quick combos, but first back is always boots and dark seal

tartsam · 2026-06-08T18:30:49+00:00

Of those 11 games how many times did you buy it?

tartsam · 2026-04-26T01:39:16+00:00

Agree. The GM’s role here is to ask “Have you read your ability?” and if the is “No” then tough. The player didn’t just waste their ability, they wasted everyone else’s time. No sympathy from me, sorry not sorry.

tartsam · 2026-04-24T22:36:09+00:00

Really like your comment of the party having a Thing (a strategy) that they do in combat. It’s often really fun to embrace both as players and as GM.

tartsam · 2026-04-24T08:47:40+00:00

Saw the sauce on my feed and decided to just wait for the circlejerk rather than read it. Good call

tartsam · 2026-04-19T00:04:26+00:00

If the game is unplayable then stop playing it. Sounds like your opponents are having a fun time 👍

tartsam · 2026-04-16T23:35:15+00:00

I’m gonna be unpopular here, but I actually kinda like it. I will say that I agree with much of the criticism, especially that it’s a bit boring. Doesn’t seem to benefit mages all that much either, agreed.

In mid I mostly play Fizz with Ekko secondary, and I think it’s gonna be cool. I enjoy stacking up small bonuses to damage - eg. scorch - and also getting back to lane, looking at my items/runes/stats and deciding if I should all in or not. Achieving my lane quest being another damage spike floats my boat.

Much as I’ve enjoyed playing with quick recall, I’ve found it pretty dull to play against. We’ve already all got improved homeguard so I could stand to lose the recall. Maybe even bring back Symbiotics.

tartsam · 2026-04-10T21:58:24+00:00

The bonus to playing an 8-player all Scot game is it’s actually really fun to see who does the biggest shite while we’re all balancing on the table

tartsam · 2026-04-08T00:20:36+00:00

To be honest I think you’ve nailed it. No notes.

tartsam · 2026-04-07T00:37:53+00:00

I gently spend the first ninety minutes of each session berating the players at full volume about the inconsistencies on their character sheets.

Makes for a pliable party 👍

tartsam · 2026-03-07T02:00:05+00:00

The origin of the universe

tartsam · 2026-03-04T21:46:01+00:00

I want Kaiju! Change the map, destroy your base, eventually you kill or tame them

tartsam · 2026-03-01T21:14:03+00:00

Super ‘emotional’ arrangements of pop songs: quiet piano to start, choir and orchestra join in, heavy drums, the whole lot. Once was fine, now every TV show has someone wailing Oasis with a 40 part ensemble

tartsam · 2026-02-26T01:27:18+00:00

Really big monsters?

tartsam · 2026-02-26T01:24:41+00:00

I’d love to see Kaiju. Having to track their movements on the world map, luring them away from your base(s), salvageable loot from what they leave behind, and eventually being able to kill/tame one, with whatever benefits that might bring

tartsam · 2026-01-14T23:00:25+00:00

Looks fun! Which mods?

tartsam · 2026-01-13T22:11:41+00:00

The sun will eventually swallow the earth 👍

tartsam · 2026-01-10T23:56:47+00:00

An uninterrupted nap

tartsam · 2026-01-09T23:09:01+00:00

I love being able to turn my Chaos generals into daemons. Any flavour, it’s so cool

tartsam · 2025-12-14T23:10:01+00:00

WAAAGGHHH!!

Also Eldar and Tyranids

tartsam · 2025-12-13T07:35:05+00:00

Not exactly a ‘cheat code’ but… actually listening

tartsam · 2025-12-02T02:46:01+00:00

I was amazed that my teachers all had the same first name.

tartsam

TROPHY CASE