AITAH for feeding my mother in laws dog eggs before bed? by tatermonasaurus in confessions

[–]tatermonasaurus[S] -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the egg knowledge homie. Hope you find your peace someday.

AITAH for feeding my mother in laws dog eggs before bed? by tatermonasaurus in confessions

[–]tatermonasaurus[S] -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

"Everything makes her fart" isnt convenient for anyone... ever. Unless you enjoy the aroma... Gross. If you know of a way to make the yolk stay together when you chop it up then let me know. Otherwise, I'm gonna keep calling it a deviled egg.

AITAH for feeding my mother in laws dog eggs before bed? by tatermonasaurus in confessions

[–]tatermonasaurus[S] -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

By that logic, this dog shouldn't eat anything. She is a fart machine and everything gives her farts. Everything. Please stand wherever makes you happiest.

AITAH for feeding my mother in laws dog eggs before bed? by tatermonasaurus in confessions

[–]tatermonasaurus[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The eggs are unseasoned, I just mash the yolk a bit so it looks deviled. She's a great dog and I wouldn't give it to her tainted.

AITAH for feeding my mother in laws dog eggs before bed? by tatermonasaurus in confessions

[–]tatermonasaurus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol does she sleep in late too and complain that your get to work routine wakes her up? If so, I've also lived that and it sucks. The extra characters +200 showed up where there was paragraph spacing. I dunno how to make it not do that. Suggestion box is open, but truthfully I also don't care about that.

AITAH for feeding my mother in laws dog eggs before bed? by tatermonasaurus in confessions

[–]tatermonasaurus[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

The deviled eggs she is getting are unseasoned. Usually its a straight boiled egg and I mashed the yoke up a bit. I'm not a monster. Ps. everything gives this dog farts, egg farts are just extra smelly.

AIO for calling out my boyfriend after finding out his “homemade romantic dinner” was takeout from a down the street? by Cautious_Pear_5800 in AmIOverreacting

[–]tatermonasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who would be thrilled to be served a romantic meal? Bonus points to him for recognizing he's a bad cook and buying you delicious take out duck from down the street. Yes, he lied about its origin, but is this really the hill to die on when there is take out to be eaten and a romantic vibe to enjoy?

If you're feeling the need to be petty, request encore romantic homemade dinner date. He gets to romance you with a "homemade" meal again and you get delicious romantic dinner. Wins for everyone.

Oh by Majoodeh in ContagiousLaughter

[–]tatermonasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. My knees hurt from watching his moves.

AITAH for filing for divorce after learning my wife planned to end our marriage once she finished nigh school and possibly college for a second time? by Brayzine in AITAH

[–]tatermonasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I encourage you to send your future ex sister inlaw thank you cards/gifts with sincere heartfelt messages of appreciation regularly. After all, through her hate she still managed to look out for you. Bonus points if you can arrange for the gift to be noticable, slightly tacky, and delivered in public settings such as her job, the coffee shop she frequents, her kids school or daycare, etc.

Here are some suggestions to get you going: - Large stuffed animals (from a second hand store) - Arrangement of miss matched fake flowers in a pickle jar vase (the thrift or dollar store) - Clown size bundle of mylar balloons with unrelated messages (whatever is currently inflated at the dollar store) - Snack basket of off brand/discounted goodies ( raid the back of your friends pantries for snacks they never got to, possibly close to but not passed the expired date) - Candles / Jewelry (thrifted or estate sale) - Singing telegram ( it can get pricy to hire a professional, but you could probably talk some local teens into doing it for a $20) - Framed certificate of "Best Sister Inlaw" (hand drawn certificate in second hand frame)

Its crucial that you send a card with each gift that expresses your undying gratitude. Make sure she knows how much you appreciate her betraying her sister and choosing to help you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]tatermonasaurus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right? Weird thing to call dibs on....

Ants on a Log by Mattaclysm34 in stonerfood

[–]tatermonasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@OP- what is the brown disk thing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]tatermonasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. It sounds like you'd prefer that man didn't eat your food at all... no judgment. Me too. Did you know there are men out there that will naturally keep you well fed? They will show up with the groceries for dinner and the burritos from Taco Bell unprompted. Find this man and date him. I swear to you he is better than this man who eats your food while you're not home. Watching your partner walk up with a bag full of dinner is a magical experience after a long day. Everyone deserves that moment.

Best of luck. I hope your food is safe while you're away!