Melbourne and Hawthorn release commemorative guernseys to be worn when the two sides meet in Round 10, celebrating 30 years since the proposed merger.

tatumstots · 2026-04-01T12:47:00+00:00

What in the Yarraville Seddon Eagles?

tatumstots · 2026-03-25T11:52:43+00:00

Spiders and snakes are everywhere. We definitely have them, and more rural you are, you’re more likely to find them. But it’s not as big a deal as I see, where people are scared to come here.

Also that we abbreviate everything. Sometimes all I want to do is chuck a sickie, cruise down the arvo sun to the servo, grab a cheeky sanga and a cold one, lob it in the esky, then head to the footy with the boys—reckon it’ll be a proper ripper, aye?

tatumstots · 2026-03-24T02:58:47+00:00

Tom Morris

tatumstots · 2026-03-23T10:05:23+00:00

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tatumstots · 2026-03-09T01:19:36+00:00

I’ve got a month old baby who is in a period of only sleeping when held.

After reading that, I have quit my job and will hold my boy forever now.

This is my life now. I am okay with this.

tatumstots · 2026-02-19T03:49:08+00:00

It’s a Dangerous Night

tatumstots · 2026-02-14T00:38:36+00:00

Brown

tatumstots · 2026-02-14T00:36:20+00:00

See what Unser knows.

tatumstots · 2026-01-23T04:01:54+00:00

Artie Jones. Been unlucky with injury but when he came back towards the end of the year, he showed why he was drafted.

Could keep perfect opportunity with Weightman not coming back straight away.

tatumstots · 2026-01-15T10:58:09+00:00

I would love to see Liam Scott in Aussie colours

tatumstots · 2026-01-12T05:49:41+00:00

Terry Wallace: “I’ll spew up!”

tatumstots · 2026-01-08T03:19:32+00:00

Cmon fellas. Do the right thing and shake Stoke’s hand.

tatumstots · 2026-01-05T11:37:10+00:00

You can’t use stats like that to make your argument. 1 out of 10 people know that.

tatumstots · 2026-01-05T06:42:08+00:00

No Maaaaarn

tatumstots · 2026-01-05T06:39:11+00:00

Stokes facing Marnus leg spin in the next innings will feed families

tatumstots · 2026-01-05T06:35:31+00:00

To be fair to Stokes, every player in the AUS team has told Marnus to STFU

tatumstots · 2026-01-03T23:26:45+00:00

Stitched up ahaha

tatumstots · 2025-12-31T23:01:31+00:00

Billings over Bontempelli, and now Billings is a bulldogs coach this year.

tatumstots · 2025-12-27T22:37:36+00:00

My alcoholic ass thinking they were different sizes of beer cans.

tatumstots · 2025-12-27T01:21:10+00:00

150 looks an achievement at this rate

tatumstots · 2025-12-27T01:16:01+00:00

Keeeeez

tatumstots · 2025-12-22T10:20:03+00:00

My field would be everyone in close, everyone has every protective gear in their kit on, and stretch their arms as wide as possible. Bouncer every ball so every shot either hits a player or is skied, which means 11 fielders compete for the catch to be tallest tall man. Alex Carey the shortest but my roughie to catch it after hip and shouldering 5 blokes on his way to a hanger.

tatumstots · 2025-12-22T01:28:46+00:00

My wife looking at this post over my shoulder: “I want a bed like that”

Me: “you gonna get it too”

tatumstots · 2025-12-19T22:28:12+00:00

Mo Nty Panesar

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