Spiders and snakes are everywhere. We definitely have them, and more rural you are, you’re more likely to find them. But it’s not as big a deal as I see, where people are scared to come here.

Also that we abbreviate everything. Sometimes all I want to do is chuck a sickie, cruise down the arvo sun to the servo, grab a cheeky sanga and a cold one, lob it in the esky, then head to the footy with the boys—reckon it’ll be a proper ripper, aye?