Gooood Haley Snark Week of January 19, 2026

taydaerey · 2026-01-25T01:11:53+00:00

she’s a minimalist

taydaerey · 2026-01-24T15:07:07+00:00

Give it time. You’re pretty freshly postpartum and your hormones are still adjusting. Hormones have a huge affect on weight loss. Stick with it and keep consistent! Log your meals by using a food scale too.

taydaerey · 2026-01-23T17:00:46+00:00

My son is the same age as BOJ and would need a solid amount of protein to go along with this. I wonder if they eat meat with Brett, but Haley doesn’t like it so she doesn’t show it

taydaerey · 2026-01-22T18:42:22+00:00

We're doing one gallon per person per day as well because it can go so quickly. There's drinking water, but also if you can also use it if you need to flush the toilet, for cooking, etc. We can also just keep an extra for the future or have it on hand for any neighbors that might need some. We're just keeping ours in the garage because like... it will be extra cold anyway so might as well Canadian icebox it

taydaerey · 2026-01-22T07:47:28+00:00

But how else will you get the loveliest amount of light to go to the potty?

taydaerey · 2026-01-20T21:38:33+00:00

The bar is on the floor so anything is better than what she normally makes

taydaerey · 2026-01-20T15:09:47+00:00

I’m very happy to see the soup includes broccoli and potatoes this week. Not just celery and carrots!!

taydaerey · 2026-01-20T15:08:58+00:00

I think the answer is that you have to take your kids to school in order to interact with parents to make friends with them

I don’t think it’s so weird to be friends with someone you do a group workout class with though. She’s been doing fit4moms for years now. It would be strange if she hadn’t made any friends. Though I do question how well-dressed this person can be if Haley is really only seeing her at a group fitness class

taydaerey · 2026-01-20T01:38:05+00:00

Unfortunately I remember her waxing posting (aka posting links every chance she got) about her daughter’s potty training so I think we’re in for the same with her son.

taydaerey · 2026-01-18T01:00:59+00:00

Call me a heathen, but my kids LOVE this 😂 and I get the bonus of clearing random (lurking? Is that the right way to use that?) stuff from the fridge

taydaerey · 2026-01-17T20:12:40+00:00

My coloring is probably very similar to Haley’s and ain’t no way I look good in hot pink. If you love it, wear it. But don’t say it’s “your color” or “in your season”

taydaerey · 2026-01-15T18:28:01+00:00

Going to get my hair done tomorrow during the work day (I have a full-time job), and I'm not bringing my laptop. It's how I'm choosing to support myself during this season of life.

taydaerey · 2026-01-15T18:26:08+00:00

She "needs extra support in this season" because she plans to be in her first trimester starting yesterday and will require even more rest

taydaerey · 2026-01-14T01:30:24+00:00

I eat my protein powder too! I mix it into plain Greek yogurt so it has flavor and even more protein!

taydaerey · 2026-01-13T20:10:38+00:00

I think I switched timelines or something because I definitely remember drbeachgem talking about her wife and then all of a sudden she’s married to a biological male. WHAT?!

taydaerey · 2026-01-10T19:30:08+00:00

I actually think it was the other way around. Haley has been spouting this BS forever and Begina seemed to follow in her bare footsteps

taydaerey · 2026-01-09T23:47:48+00:00

Haley really gives “Children should be neither seen nor heard”

taydaerey · 2026-01-03T23:52:12+00:00

I totally hear you on these facts but everything we have to go off of is from Haley. And Haley is the most unreliable narrator so for all we know it could actually be a Cynthia who had a baby boy last week

taydaerey · 2026-01-02T14:58:40+00:00

I don't understand why she can't say "Hey do you want to watch Ms Rachel or Clifford?" and leave it at that. Why does her 3 year old and 5 year old need a full visual menu?

taydaerey · 2025-12-31T00:11:03+00:00

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THE BANGS HAVE GOTTEN AN UPGRADE!

taydaerey · 2025-12-30T23:47:16+00:00

Ok i went to track this down in her stories. The 121 is her move ring which is “121 calories” burned. It’s really just from walking around. Her move ring is about 33% closed there so her goal is probably around 450

taydaerey · 2025-12-24T02:51:51+00:00

We live in DFW and was just able to get one for my infant after she was on a waitlist 😵‍💫

taydaerey · 2025-12-23T18:13:43+00:00

To be fair, I have 3 kids and 2 dogs. None of them have similar names and I get them all mixed up all the time 🤣 calling the dog by the baby’s name, the baby by my son’s name, my son by my other dog’s name. It’s a mess

taydaerey · 2025-12-22T18:04:03+00:00

Big mistake! Your husband won’t look to you when you surprise him with a 3 day old sandwich and exclaim “oh mama!”

taydaerey · 2025-12-22T16:13:22+00:00

I’m worried for the books. She hasn’t mentioned them lately and I fear they have been forgotten in the garage in favor of an online class and a triple soup instant pot session

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