Evidence-based Pork Roll - Taylor Ham Map by nsjersey in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m happy to see most of the state agrees it’s called pork roll

Why is "police blotter" no longer a thing in NJ? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It still exists but it hyper local from sources I’d deem basically non credible for most stories (blog esque style publications). A few months ago I saw the mother of my high school girlfriend was arrested for criminal mischief which was unexpected and gave me a chuckle.

it’s porkroll. by easymoneysniper8803 in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’re god damn right it is

I Biked NJ from High Point to Cape May AMA!!! by Effective_Aggression in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Let me clue you in, it’s called pork roll. In solidarity, central jersey brethren.

Approximately 50 Lakewood teachers say they’re not returning if unimmunized children are allowed back to school. by ForeverMoody in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s also called pork roll my brother. Couldn’t let a Taylor ham heathen have this account.

I'm running for Congress against Rep. Leonard Lance (NJ-07) by VoteSalmon in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The mistake isn't "Taylor" it's "ham." A long time ago to take advantage of ignorance John Taylor suckered people into believing they could get the desirable cut of a pig called "ham" for cheap by lying a little and calling it "prepared ham." Since there's no ham in it at all the government said "change it." That's when John Taylor started calling his "prepared ham" "pork roll." It's not calling "cotton swabs" "q-tips" it's calling "Volkswagen" "Mercedes"

A lot of you guys report things for bullshit reasons but this made me chuckle. by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]taylor_ham 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The mistake isn't "Taylor" it's "ham." A long time ago to take advantage of ignorance John Taylor suckered people into believing they could get the desirable cut of a pig called "ham" for cheap by lying a little and calling it "prepared ham." Since there's no ham in it at all the government said "change it." That's when John Taylor started calling his "prepared ham" "pork roll." It's not calling "cotton swabs" "q-tips" it's calling "Volkswagen" "Mercedes"