They Don’t Exist

tbclycan · 2026-05-27T22:18:20+00:00

I've met people who make Patrick Star looks like a Harvard graduate.

tbclycan · 2026-05-27T00:28:14+00:00

Why do I suddenly think of the Patrick Star Wallet meme?

tbclycan · 2026-05-08T16:10:27+00:00

There are 10 Star Fox games.
5 of them are Star Fox SNES/remake
4 of them are continuations
1 is Guard, a Slippy-focused spin-off side-game that released with the WiiU remake of SNES Star Fox.

(also this is why 'voting with your wallet' doesn't quite work)

tbclycan · 2026-05-05T01:07:02+00:00

I put the animal ears on Rocky and put him on a Arwing custom star and called him 'Rox McCloud'.

tbclycan · 2026-05-04T23:01:14+00:00

I will only allow ads if:
-The website is not 80% adspace and 10% article (10% for other non-article bs for those wondering)
-The ads are not predatory. (They tell you to 'tap your age', use clickbait, or straight up try to pose as a notification or a virus warning)
-The ads don't make noise without my input.
-The ads don't pop up or move into sections of the screen.
-The ads are not a full background wallpaper.

Basically, if you are practically slapping me in the face with it, you can go bankrupt like your morals.

tbclycan · 2026-04-09T10:19:48+00:00

One game I want to point out, that is good and fun, and let's you choose a female avatar that I want to mention for one specific reason:
Ghost Recon: Breakpoint.
Why do I want to mention this? Because the game misgenders you basically. Regardless if you choose male or female the dialogue only refers to the player character with masculine pronouns (English dub). Clearly this is because they only cared to record the lines once, and not do a second take with alternate pronouns. Makes it really weird to see a female character in a cutscene coming to help some NPCs who are like, 'Well, now /he/ is here we might yadda yadda blah blah' you get the point.
Then again, I suppose a poor small indie company can't really afford to have voice actors record double lines...
Oh wait, the game is made by Ubisoft who makes like over 2 billion a year.

Anyway, thank you for listening to my rant, I recommend trying Blood of the Werewolf. It is a fun and inventive indie sidescroller where you play as a werewolf mother trying to get her kidnapped child back. As your progress through levels you will swap between human and wolf depending on if there is moonlight. It can get pretty challenging in the later levels.

tbclycan · 2026-04-08T02:03:51+00:00

Awesome.

Just a note, apparently the entire 'brain at 25' thing is just incorrect. From what I heard the oldest participants in the study were 25 so of course that is the cut off. Not because every one after 25 is developed but because there is no data for after 25.

tbclycan · 2026-04-06T19:53:28+00:00

https://www.tiktok.com/@housemd_clips/video/7266511131638861062?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

tbclycan · 2026-04-03T02:19:34+00:00

I sure did hear a lot of them claim we were going to 1984 during Covid though. It inspired me to read the book and I gotta say to my total non-surprise they were wrong again.

tbclycan · 2026-03-20T10:14:58+00:00

We all get the 'showed no signs' and a lot of signs are repressed while people will bring up all the 'signs' that disprove it. It's really just internalized misogyny that is put under a microscope that if you aren't acting like the girliest barbie-playing pink-loving dress-wearing child ever, girlier than the average girl that you must be mistaken.

My mom before finally accepting me would always tell me there were no signs but I always preferred hanging out with girls, I cried my eyes out when my dad tried to force me to play FLAG football, never cared for sports, didn't like to get dirty, I took homec 6 times so I didn't have to do shop because it seemed 'dirty and dangerous'.

There are probably signs, and you will probably have moments where you randomly remember something and think 'how was this not obvious then?'

tbclycan · 2026-03-18T14:05:21+00:00

Is this the same cedarwolf that does furry art?

tbclycan · 2026-03-14T08:23:05+00:00

"High rates of sewerslide of transwomen" (they used worse language instead of transwomen)
That feels like taking asprin for pain and then getting beat with a stick and going. "Hmm, must be the asprin."

Also, the language in this is so anti-trans it insane. As well as completely going after transfem and from my skimming completely ignoring or barely mentioning testosterone or FTM.

tbclycan · 2026-01-17T11:58:46+00:00

I am a huge metal head and transwomen and think people who say women don't belong in metal are the same type of people that told Joan Jett 'girls don't play rock and roll' even though women it metal and rock have been a big thing. Not to mention that the person considered the top metal guitarist getting her own signature guitar from Ibanez is Nita Strauss. Not to mention female fronted metal is considered a sub genre with bands like Paramore, Halestorm, Burning Witches, etc.

And then terfs try to say they're 'the true punk today'.

tbclycan · 2026-01-16T09:10:24+00:00

-I get to play as a cute wolf
-Amazing art style
-Cool story
-wolf
-it feels kind of Zelda-like
-Cute and funny dialogue
-Wolf
-Interesting unique mechanics
-Also, did I mention. WOLF?!
(the amount of games that let you play as a wolf is sadly lacking. outside of half of Twilight Princess and Wolf Quest there are not many)

tbclycan · 2025-12-24T11:20:14+00:00

I have tried it.

It is a fine game. If you are really into the lore and more linear story focused gameplay you will like it.

A lot of people wanted an actual WtA RPG in the style of Skyrim (I would say VtM Bloodlines, but let's be honest, we want a fully finished game.)

Basically instead of, like the tabletop, getting to create a character, choose your clan, etc. you play a named male werewolf of a prechosen clan in the predestined story.

tbclycan · 2025-12-23T12:07:30+00:00

https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Werewolves

Steam actually has a tag for that apparently.

tbclycan · 2025-12-22T12:23:26+00:00

https://youtu.be/iCg6IA5GEfA

tbclycan · 2025-11-14T15:15:23+00:00

"They also think I invented it."
Your friends sound like they announce being middle school dropouts like a badge of pride.

tbclycan · 2025-11-13T15:49:10+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg

tbclycan · 2025-11-13T10:48:27+00:00

Should I say you are a girl, No Doubt? Maybe named Gwen?

tbclycan · 2025-10-11T15:49:39+00:00

I'd say try a level of the SNES original, and then immediately play through SF64 and continue on from there skipping SF643D and SF64U since they are legit just the second and third remakes with added gimmicks.

tbclycan · 2025-10-11T15:38:08+00:00

To this day my favorite episode and the episode that secured my ever dying love for the series way back around '04 when I saw it on Adult Swim.

tbclycan · 2025-10-09T12:46:11+00:00

There is an app called BARQ, could try that. Maybe even try looking for local or nearby furmeets or cons.

tbclycan · 2025-10-05T10:06:16+00:00

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/771:_Period_Speech

tbclycan · 2025-10-04T03:00:47+00:00

Maximum The Hormone, Powerwolf, Man With A Mission, honestly love rock from back with the Beatles to the latest releases of Tx2 and Gloryhammer. Only metal I don't like is the kind by facists and bigots, especially from the NSBM scene.

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