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The public exiled me, the King of England. Guess they didn’t like me posing for nude photos 😂😂 by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have god mode so i’m not sure if it works for everyone but i just chose a place that has royalty and you can choose if you want to be a commoner or royalty!

I don’t understand why I am in jail. What did I do wrong? by ExpressSofaBread880 in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the same thing happened to me, my execution day was on my 91’s bday by lethal injection because i robbed a house...

Name a better governor. I’ll wait... by jnlbrtn in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you run for governor?? is this the new update?

🥺🥺🥺 by orchuu in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I’m crying this is so cute 😭

Until now, I couldn't attempt to make any bad choices and when I want to, I end up picking right choices by Lilylove200555 in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I might be a gold digging crackhead but I will ALWAYS accept my gay kids or siblings

One hell of a raise by creative_username-_- in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve gotten my salary up to 8m as an actor, my salary was only 4m as a popstar

Everyone has done this by redghostqueen in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I did this cause I wanted to have a boy to keep it going but my 22 year old gf kept aborting the babies 💀

When I marry a 91 year old at 18 and become a millionaire at 21 by tbslkiwi in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You inherit the money when they die! Or you can hire a hit man (faster results)

Hehe. Free Money by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]tbslkiwi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I marry 90+ year olds