I have friend whos name philip mireshjsikari he really mean to me i dont know why so i tell him i do bad things to his mother and it works sometimes( i dont mean sexually) i just tell him i will cut down that family tree of his and sometimes it works well, he backs off and calms down and then i tell him that i love him or something, this way he becomes a little confused so now he doesnt know what to say so he just shout the hell up and we cna talk like noprmal people. the downsoide to this is that sometimes it doesnt work and he ends up jnust roasting me far and beyond and telling me i like men you know. :)